Bruce Picked Up A Bit Of A British Dialect From Being Raised By Alfred. It's Not Usually Noticeable,

Today, Dean feels an ache and pressure in his right knee. Cas offers to help heal it, but Dean brushes him off, saying that it's fine. An hour later it begins to rain and Jack is calling him an old man.

After Bruce took Dick under his care, he actually stopped wasting time on any casual relationships - it seemed inconceivable when a little traumatized boy with unrestrained aggression and a desire to commit a capital murder was waiting for him at home. But after a few years, he thought, to hell with it, he deserved one night of good old fun. So he went to this gala concert in his best outfit, having previously arranged with Alfred to take Dick out for a short hike so that the mansion would be free during the night. And when he started looking for his "victim", he came across this charming reporter, all screaming Mr. Awkward with the broadest shoulders known to a man, and hands as warm as his smile, and Bruce, of course, takes him home. And everything goes great, only Dick returns earlier than Bruce expected, and enters his bedroom as usual without knocking.

Dick: hey B look i collected a whole basket of mushro— SUPERMAN??

Bruce, still half asleep, barely covering himself with a blanket: what

Dick: WHY IS THERE SUPERMAN IN YOUR BED.

Clark, without his glasses, his hair is combed back from the position of his head on the pillow: um

Bruce, already embarrassed and feeling like he'd failed as a guardian by letting Dick catch him the morning after: Dick what are you talking about, it's just some—

Bruce, turning to face Clark:

Bruce, paling:

Dick: THIS IS THE SUPERMAN YOU DICKHEAD WHAT IS HE DOING IN YOUR BED WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM—

Bruce: i... i don't know how to answer that

Dick, almost crying: DID YOU MAKE LOVE TO HIM WITHOUT TELLING ME—

Just like in my geography

I came up with this three-way table to help me (and now you, if you want) to rate things out of 5 stars. I was thinking of books and films when I made it, but you can probably use it for other stuff.

The idea is that you rate the thing on how much stuff you loved and how much stuff you hated, and those things weight against each other. There's only one way to get 5 stars or 1 star, so those should end up as the rarest ratings, wtih 3 stars being the most common.

'Spicy' means that the thing inspires emotion, whether positive or negative, while 'bland' means it doesn't affect you much either way.

An example of a 3-star (spicy) - for me personally - would be the Twilight series, because there's plenty of garbage in there but also some things that are like crack to me. I can't think of an example of a 3 star (bland) because by nature they don't stick in the mind.

(This also assumes giving 0 stars isn't allowed. That'd throw it out of whack...)

The fact that we've heard stories of Eddie helping raise his sisters when he was younger, and that Shannon said one of the reasons Eddie refused to leave Texas was that he didn't want to leave them, but in seven seasons we still have not seen him interact with them on screen. Manifesting a Diaz sisters appearance in Season 9.

also what was that weird filter over the episode this week 😭😭

okay so bobby’s not dead but he is going to be retiring after this - and then we get captain wilson, parameddie moving into the ambulance with chim, and ravi permanently staying on a-shift alongside buck. this is true in my heart.

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It's so funny because no matter how I age, how I grow, how I regress, or how I feel, what I gain, what I lose, what I do and don't do in life, I can always relate to destiel. It just has Everything All at Once.

Going through existential horror? Destiel

Going through crippling grief? Destiel

Learning to accept myself? Destiel

Learning to love someone even when it's difficult? Destiel

Learning to have a family? Destiel

Learning resilience? Destiel

Learning to lean on loved ones? Destiel

There's literally no exception lmao.

No matter what happens in life, I can always rely on my destiel hyperfixation. All roads lead to destiel. Sigh it's all so special.

Cas taking off his trench coat and laying it over Dean to keep him warm while he sleeps do you understand? Am I being understood?