no you know what you guys are right. reverse league son reveal. Jason comes back to Gotham and does his crime lord thing before tentatively starting a truce and returning to the batfam and one day Dick asks who Bruce’s favourite child is.
Bruce: i love all three of my sons equally.
Jason, without thinking: three? what about Damian?
Bruce:
Tim: who the fuck is Damian
Jason, freezing:
Jason:
Jason:
Bruce: *carefully* Jay, who is Damian?
Jason: I have to leave.
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Jason, on the phone with Damian: so i ALMOST blew it-
Damian: ?! BUT I AM NOT READY FOR FATHER TO KNOW ABOUT ME YET-
Jason: shut the fuck up i’m older than you- and i said ALMOST. i told them that Damian was the name of my imaginary twin back when i was a kid and that i’d just gotten muddled up after the resurrection.
Jason: so you’re in the clear but when we finally do introduce you, we’re gonna have to say that Talia let me name you and i named you after my imaginary twin.
Damian:
Damian: Ahki please do not tell them that.
Jason: no im gonna. you called me a twat last week. so im gonna.
Damian: god forbid a boy try to expand his vocabulary
I do enjoy Dean getting initially twitchy and weird over fake dating Cas for a case and being super awkward with it BUT I also love the idea(and actually find it to be a bit more canon) of him immediately falling into the role perfectly and Cas being the awkward one. Because Deans a romantic at heart and if he’s gonna play a role he’s gonna play it. He goes full romcom. Pet names just rolling off the tongue and pda becomes instant second nature. He’s slapping his ass and slipping his arm around his waist while Cas is stiff as a statue. He manually puts Cas’ hand into his back pocket while they’re walking like “cmon man we gotta sell it!” He plants a kiss on wide eyed Cas’ cheek and manages to not blush until he’s rounded the corner while Cas bluescreens. Hes got their hands intertwined every chance he gets. Cas eventually catches up and when hes the one to initiate that’s when Dean loses every bit of cool he had. Cas calls him pet names and he instantly chokes on his own tongue. Cas slides his hand into Deans back pocket like he told him to and Dean almost jumps out of his skin. Cas kisses him and you can almost see the smoke pouring out of his ears. He can dish it out but he can’t take it
never getting over the face the priest makes when eddie says he's straight
same
Of all the important lessons learned from ghosts, importance of family, acceptance, love, bla bla, people seem to have forgotten the most important message of the show;
Wear a fantastic outfit and serve every single day because these might be the clothes you die in.
me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked
Today, Dean feels an ache and pressure in his right knee. Cas offers to help heal it, but Dean brushes him off, saying that it's fine. An hour later it begins to rain and Jack is calling him an old man.
The new Pope said Buck and Eddie have to kiss. Sorry I don't make the rules, the Pope does.
what if the new pope is problematic :/
nope nope sorry if bruce can't figure out superman's identity at first sight (if he's met clark before) then he's gonna figure it out when it rains.
clark, entirely soaked, clothes revealing muscles, taking off his glasses to get rid of the waterdroplets:
batman, suddenly remembering seeing superman, entirely soaked, hair a mess, just an hour before: wait