Sasuke: What On Earth Are You Looking At?

(English Translation!)

A modest happiness ~

(End)

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English Translation!

Itachi: It's a little big for you, Sasuke.

Sasuke: I'll get bigger soon!

~

Sasuke: Nii-san, it's dragging.

Itachi: It really is big, isn't it?

Fin

Source: https://twitter.com/jyuuta/status/578909018447462401

I'm so glad you like this silly, sweet crack fic! Thanks for the recommendation ~

by @kmtranslationsxxx. she writes BEAUTIFUL crack fics

Everyone in the Ninja World decides to put aside their differences, come together, and finally get a consensus about who tops and who bottoms in the multi-faceted Sasuke-X-Naruto relationship! Arguments are had, and battles are fought; will they be able to ever see eye-to-eye, and sort out this very important issue? (Too bad there was no point in asking Naruto and Sasuke about it; they hadn’t even realized they were dating yet.)

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Haruno Sakura/Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru/Temari, Hyuuga Hinata/Inuzuka Kiba, Gaara/Rock Lee, Surprising & Cute Friendships!, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Hatake Kakashi, Umino Iruka, Tsunade (Naruto), Mitarashi Anko, Shiranui Genma, Haruno Sakura, Hyuuga Hinata, Yamanaka Ino, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Mikoto, Uchiha Fugaku, Uzumaki Kushina, Namikaze Minato, Uzumaki Karin (mentioned), Gaara (Naruto), Temari (Naruto), Kankurou (Naruto), Orochimaru (Naruto), Rock Lee, Hyuuga Neji, Teuchi (Naruto), Ayame (Naruto), Inuzuka Kiba, Inuzuka Clan (mentioned), Nara Shikadai (mentioned), Nara Shikamaru, Jiraiya (mentioned), Hyuuga Hanabi, Uchiha Shisui (mentioned), Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Didn’t Know They Were Dating, Alternate Universe, Post-Warnon-epilogue compliant, Humour, Idiots in Love, But Everyone else knows they are, Ino is a Great Writer, Reversible Couple, the ending we deserved, Icha Icha Series, Icha Icha Reboot!, Complete! (Adding Epilogues), The Hyuuga Reconciliation

Word Count: 28,000

Rating: Mature

I know a lot of people (including me!) Love the idea of adult Naruto looking like Jiraiya's protagonist in the Gutsy Ninja, but what about a Naruto that looked more like his dad?!

♡

(English Translation)

Sasuke: Hey, don't you look like someone?

注※CP絵。落書き詰合せ | えいち [pixiv]

Posted with permission. All the credit goes to wonderful artist/author, not me. Thus, please do not edit/repost this article without permission.

(English Translation!)

(In the beginning, he was this small)

Sasuke: Nya! Nya!

*

(Itachi and Sasuke sleep, and Sasuke is 2 months old, ~3 years old in cat years) 

*

(Itachi carries him, and Sasuke is now 5 months old, ~7 years old in cat years, and purring)

Shisui: Isn’t it about time that you better get him some clothes? Itachi: What are you talking about? Cats don’t need clothes.

(Sasuke begins purring)

Shisui: Hey… Is that really even a cat? Shisui, thinking: What the fuck. Really? Itachi’s giving me his ‘What the hell are you saying?’ face…

*

(Cat ItaSasu!)

Source: http://moonrise.cside.com/tosyoen/

whos this bootlicking bitch

turns out the real villain in naruto was blind loyality to the state all along

(English Translation)

You & Spring

you look great, naruto!