No Shit.

Haw haw lol.

Matt Romney says his dad Mitt will release his tax returns “as soon as” President Obama releases his birth certificate. Guess he hasn’t seen our mugs?

theanimalblog:

Fennec fox (by floridapfe)

 Get. Out.

 Joey and Mac this very day.

cool idea, bro.

GREAT USE OF AN OLD T-SHIRT

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“… while corporate profits have rebounded to their pre-recession heights, setting a record in the third quarter of 2011, corporate tax revenue has yet to follow suit…. Corporate tax revenue has plummeted for several reasons, but one of the big ones is the growth of deductions, loopholes, and...

Even more seriously.

I always wondered where that expression came from...

OBAMA: I’ve just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same sex couples should be able to get married.

I feel like he was hoping to wait until after the election to say this--I hope it doesn't hurt him. But the media just took the Biden comment and ran and it was obvious he was going to have to say something....

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precious.

izismile

Omg are you a dog? Me too!!!! Wanna play, wanna play?

'Nick, it's a vinaigrette,' will always be "it's a vignette" in my mind.

9 out of 10 Hyde alums agree.

NICK, IT’S A VINAIGRETTE. I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO TRY OUT FOR TOP CHEF HERE, BUT IF YOU CAN’T MAKE A SALAD DRESSING YOU MIGHT AS WELL BAN YOURSELF FROM THE KITCHEN.

JUST GRAB THE ZESTER AND THE SEA SALT AND I’LL WALK YOU THROUGH IT.

… TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER.

PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER, NICK.

GET OUT OF THIS KITCHEN AND NEVER COME BACK.