Damn Straight.

also lol.

This is what I love.

Forest for the Trees (by russell.tomlin)

STOP CRACKING WISE WITH ME, PENDLETON. I’VE GOT SO MUCH DIRT ON YOU I COULD START A FARM. IF YOU WANT TO KEEP WALKING THE BEAT AND TAKING BRIBES YOU’RE GOING TO TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND ADKINS. THAT LOWLIFE’S TAKING THE HARD FALL AND YOU’RE GOING TO HELP ME PUSH HIM, YOU HEAR? THIS ISN’T POLICE BUSINESS TONIGHT. THIS IS PERSONAL. 

NOW PAY THE WAITRESS AND LET’S TAKE A DRIVE. WE’RE GOING TO DO SOME GOOD FOR ONCE.

Just checking back in to tmblr for the first time in years, so I can scream into the wilderness how much I hope to be nonexistent soon.

Thanks for listening to my (wish I was) Ded talk.

shumbodynamedharry:

Mini-Mike Chang…Thanks for all the LOVE from tonight’s episode ;)

 Love him and his mini-me. Congrats on the Make 'em Laugh number last night, ferrealz.

Disgusting. Really reprehensible.

Not gonna lie, that'd probably be my reaction as well. 

I'm going to start using this in every remotely relevant conversation possible.

Lawl. I seriously hope they nominate the anti-romney. That's gonna be hilarimoose.

It is a virtue among the GOP.