i feel like we gloss over the first few pages of SoN FAR too much. i mean, take percy’s name out and i would think it’s all about hercules. the book opens by dropping banger after banger regarding percy’s recent escapades, as if this is some epic greek myth.
like how did rick just casually slip in that percy strangled a sea monster with his bare hands (no biggie) and we as the readers were just like “sounds right, anyway—”
I hate when I’m specifically looking for fluff and the only thing that pops up is smut
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“Percy only remembered Annabeth—“ WRONG
DON’T FORGET THAT HE WAS READY TO THROW HANDS THE SECOND HE SAW ARES AND HE DIDN’T EVEN FULLY KNOW WHO HE WAS
THEIR BEEF TRANSCENDS THE POWER OF THE GODS
saw this tweet on tiktok and immediately thought of them
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No, actually I will never be over Annabeth throwing her knife into the ocean hoping Percy will notice and come help only to have Percy, king among boyfriends, make the most dramatic ass entrance, knocking out attackers with a giant wave, ocean waves cascading behind him as he casually walks up onto the beach to Annabeth, hands her her knife and says “I think you dropped this.” Fucking legend.
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I'm just gonna.... Leave these here....
Also, their caption
AHHH I CANT WAIT FOR TOMORROWS EPISODE
“I’LL BE RIGHT BY HIS SIDE” AND CUT TO PERCY LOOKING AT ARES APPROACHING WITH THE WATER BEHIND HIM BECAUSE POSEIDON HAS HIS BACK…VILE. DIABOLICAL. I WILL NEVER RECOVER.
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missed reading fanfics so bad that i decided to quit my job
love this
James Potter is that extremely supportive lgbt ally and the only token straight male in his friend group in high school until he shows up to his tenth high school reunion happily married to a guy