Klatikat - 青い猫

d2b4 for me 🙃

new tag game!

reblog to let prev know what their vibe is :3 (ex. a1a1)

@slitdove @chiyone @the-real-loser-otaku-girl @not-jiraikasa-kun @obsessibun @laven-dere @littleyejin @landmine-ky @k1-2-ur-heart

uhhh… which one takes the bonk?

TAG GAME!!!!

This hammer will now hit the 5th image of a fictional character in your camera roll! How do they react? THATS FOR YOU TO DECIDE! >:3

Uh here r some starting tags but anyone can join

@astro-eats @rafareba @cl0verdrag0n @normystical @purplehairball @runrabitrunrunrun @malkoddith @b3aut1fulpr1nc3ssd1s0rd3r @biscoconut @zooblemybeloved

All jokes aside, it's possible that JD Vance killed the pope.

When an elderly person comes down with a serious illness, for the sake of their recovery, indeed their survival, they are supposed to avoid anything that may strain their weakened systems.

They are meant to avoid stress.

Which is probably at least part of the reason why Pope Francis sent his second to speak to JD Vance instead of doing it himself.

And Then... JD VANCE INSISTED TO SPEAK TO THE POPE HIMSELF.

Knowing that the pope was still recovering from PNEUMONIA at his advanced age.

Still, like an entitled american, he demanded to speak to the pope himself. Despite having been met by his political equal in status, it wasn't good enough for JD Vance.

It just might have been the final straw for an elderly man who was fighting off a serious infection to have to take the time out of his already busy schedule.

The complete lack of empathy that JD Vance brought to the Vatican, that he had already been scolded for by the leadership of the religion he claims to follow, can very easily be considered a contributing factor at the very least.

It's not a stretch to theorize the pope might have survived had JD Vance not come calling.

The jokes are funny and all... but...

Introduction

I probably should have made one of these earlier. Warning: this will be updated at some point in the future. Continue.

Hi! I usually go by Paige or Klatikat online for the safety of anonymity. I also go by the names of my OCs, like Blurwhisker, Priya Blackstar, or Sapphire Moon. Also, a friend of mine once misspelled my name as Bluekat, and since I love both cats and the color blue, I thought it was very fitting.

My pronouns are She/They 🫶

I’m in house delta theta, iykyk.

favorite animals: cats, crows, bats, rats, sneks

I’m currently 14, I’m a Libra, and I’m an INTP-T 5wX.

As of current times, my main interests are (in no particular order) Dungeons & Dragons, MBTI, My Chemical Romance, Gilmore Giris, Community, cosplay, basically every type of art, creative writing, science in general, aliens, space, punk rock, drumming, books (their scent, their words, and overall vibe), and probably some other stuff.

I will eventually go to college to be a veterinary pathologist, but right now, I’m an indie author and a percussionist.

I usually follow back.

- Paige 🫶

P.S.- I felt like something was missing for a second there. What was it? Ugh. 😭

a minotaur is 60 secontaurs

okay, but someone writing “I’m not okay” on a bathroom mirror in blood or red paint would trigger some dissociation in me broski. I’d feel like nothing is real, or that the dump I just took had ascended me to a higher plane of existence. probably the latter.

master of the wicket

so… is this, like… all must apply or at least one must apply?

reblog if:

- you’re dead

- heard the news that you’re dead

- no one had much nice to say

- they never really liked you anyway

- taken from a hospital bed

- think its grand to take a pistol by the hand

- think its great to be dead

Woah. This.

this is funny

like really, really funny

reblog to sniff prev

Is it just me or are Jonas from The Giver and Grayson from Arc of a Scythe basically the same person in different plot lines? Like, I was genuinely thinking about making a fan fiction about this, but then I remembered that I’m still writing an original book series and I should probably publish all the books in full before I take on another writing project. Anyway, enjoy this brain seed.

tldr: Jonas from The Giver = Grayson from Arc of a Scythe