Roses Are Red, That Much Is True, But Violets Are Purple, Not Fucking Blue.

Yessssssssssss and also like, don't make unsolicited comments on ANYONE'S weight, unless obviously like you're their doctor or something

DON’T MAKE COMMENTS ON CHILDREN’S WEIGHT

This is the fucking reason for my disorder

Omgggggggggggggggggggggg yes!!!!!!!

rip sheila nail, you would have loved good luck, babe! by chappell roan during the week you spent in solitary and mad at susannah. when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night / with your head in your hands you’re nothing more than his wife / and when you think about me all of those years ago / you’re standing face to face with “i told you so” / you know i hate to say i told you so / you know i hate to say, but I TOLD YOU SO

Jeremy's Theme + More Than Survive

Yall already know whats about to happen lol

Random thing that happened at animal care college: at least 5 kids spontaneously singing Karma Chameleon to a chameleon. I love humanity sometimes :)

Delicious stimboard 😍😍😍

❤️ 💙 ❤️ | 💙 ❤️ 💙 | ❤️ 💙 ❤️

boyf riends stimboard

- requested by anon

why don’t we just. kill two birds with one stone

i spent over FOUR HOURS ON THIS 😓😓 mostly cus i could no figure out how to do michael’s side profile but i think he actually turned out ok.! it’s in a bit of a different art style because i am trying to escape my cartoony roots… ALSO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO PUT OUT 😭😭

Very cute Meremine fic, a lot of fluff, a little angst, but like, warning, it's in like little mini chapters, and chapter 14 is Do You Wanna Hang so um yeah, scroll past that if you don't like it. Anyway 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

nobody get me dancing on the table like you do, nobody get me crying like a baby like you done (nobody make me run, run, run for the truth)

1.

“When you fall in love,” Michael said, because love was one of the things they talked about, “fall in love with someone who covers you in pink blankets and talks to you like this. You do that for me, because you deserve it.” “Maybe.” Jeremy yawned. “What if I just fell in love with you? Would I deserve it?” There was a noise from the game, and Jeremy did not look up. Michael did not respond. Jeremy was on the precipice of falling asleep, so he did not care.

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34.

“You’re so pretty,” Christine whispered, her eyes half-lidded, and Jeremy gave her a private smile. She kissed him and moved her arms around his neck. He rested one hand under her head, and the other on the soft space of stomach above her hips. When she pulled away, he pressed his forehead against hers and said: “God, you’re perfect.” He kissed her again and moved in closer.

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46.

“Wh- d- Uh, what?” Jeremy asked, his eyebrows shooting up. “Unresolved Sexual Tension! You’re all closer like you fucked or something! Like, you and Mell,” he said, pointing to Jeremy. Jeremy looked at Christine, who smiled and shrugged, and he turned back to Rich. “I, um. Yeah. I’m dating Michael now.”

LINK IN NEXT REBLOG DUE TO TUMBLR PROBLEMS SMH

A bit of a palate cleanser for everyone.