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A Netflix Special: Y/N Wayne in “Suck it, I’m Rich Now”

Requested by @steamboyy1 for batdad as a professional comedian

So sorry: it’s hard to be funny on purpose!

“Ladies and gentlemen, presenting for the first time at Gotham’s Wayne Center, Y/N Wayne!”

Hey, everybody! Welcome!” 

You walk out on stage to an adoring audience, some of whom have been watching you since your stand-up days. 

So, guess what? I’m rich now, baby! Suck it!

Cheers, hollers.

Thank you, thank you. And I did it in the oldest way possible. I worked hard, saved up… and I married into money.

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To the men who voted for Donald Trump today:

When your girlfriend gets pregnant, and you’re not ready to become a father, and you’re forced into a position that cripples you emotionally, financially and irreversibly, remember: you did this.

When your sister’s pregnancy turns out to be ectopic, and she can’t get the life-saving medical care she needs and dies a completely pointless, preventable death, remember: you did this.

When your 12-year-old daughter is raped by her soccer coach — after he’s legally allowed to strip off her pants and peep at her genitals, because the existence of trans kids terrifies you — and she steals your shotgun and kills herself in your garage, remember, first and foremost: you did this.

Hundreds of thousands of people are going to die because of the decision you made today.

You did that.

I don't really have a good caption for this tbh, the idea is just that Ida was Bloodgood's "one that got away"

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Baby chameleons help eliminate fruit flies

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does this count as anything ???is this art

I didn’t realize you were the person who did the fanfiction tag drinks.

ahah yeah that's meeee!!

If you guys are interested they are all available as stickers on my RB!!