Prepare For Trouble! Make It Double!

dont make me tap the sign

what if we took the kid from this post …

AND GAVE HIM THE BACKGROUND/PERSONALITY OF THIS POST

AND MAYBE WE CALL HIM GREG OR SOMETHING.

i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

if I had a nickel every time there was an anime about a light-haired dude who kills (or used to kill) people for a living

with his black haired "wife" who's just as scary as him

and their purehearted daughter who deserves nothing but the best in the world:

and the show's about the adults trying to maintain their life of violence out of necessity while also trying to raise their new found family:

i would have 15 cents. watch all of these guys.

shipping isn’t enough i need to make a bulletin board and connect all the ships with red yarn to show the crowd their freakish similarities

what if i...

what if i did a chad and ryan step up au......

just picture it, ryan is a ballet dancer doing his final project to graduate, but his partner gets injured and now he is desperately looking for a new dance partner who is talented enough to do the lifts and turns in his choreography,

and then comes in chad, who's is stuck doing community service at this rich artsy stuck up kids school, and somehow finds himself changing some light bulbs at the back of the room ryan is holding auditions in, and, seriously, its like these guys are trying to look pathetic. and chad doesn't dance – not these fancy type of shit, at least – but he could certainly do better than that,

and they somehow chad becomes ryan's dance partner – but only because thats part of his community service, of course – and now chad is teaching ryan hip hop and ryan is teaching him ballet, and maybe, maybe this is kinda nice,

so they adapt the routine and fuck, chad really does like dancing,

and fuck, ryan really does like chad.

These two monkeys will be the death of me (wow 2 updates in a day? You guys are so spoiled)

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT )

The soundtrack for this and the following part is THIS song (find also under the cut) specifically, from 0:43 to 1:03 !

alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi's most and least wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth

Maybe it just takes a look to come to a realization. Maybe love can overcome even the pain.

(Red Son we all know what kind of "project" you are busy with)

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT

Next part is coming November 10th