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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

the trolley problem vs. systemic oppression: a comic.

is anyone else just like, having A Time of it lately

Haunted Car Au Masterlist

Where it all started

Danny, for some freaking reason, is in Gotham living the high life of a street kid. One fantastic evening, he gets a pretty easy bet for $50 from one Jay Peters to stick a simple hero sticker on the Batmobile. Easy peasy, right? Tell that to his panic reaction to being zapped by the anti-tamper on the Batmobile. How does a 14 year old drive their new body?

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"but why do you even ship them-" IT BRINGS ME JOY AND WHIMSY!!!!!!!

”Gay ass” I say as i willingly read a gay fanfiction.

My 11-year-old decided that the Turtles need to have their mask tails match their weapons in terms of length.

So, Raph has the shortest mask tails because he has the shortest weapons; Leo has mid-length mask tails to match his swords; Donnie has the longest because he uses a bo staff; and since Mikey's are variable, he either has one mask tail longer than the other, or his tails are braided to match the chain on his nunchucks.

This is law now.

I don't make the rules.

Percy listens to those whale noises that people use to sleep and he just listens to them like a podcast.

And any time he hears someone like Annabeth listening to them he's like "Wow Daphne is really something else. Honestly I can't believe she would do that"

And like she's like "what?"

And Percy just translates the entire thing to her and instead of calming sounds to help her concentrate she now has Percy tell her all the whale drama which she is oddly immersed with.