I Don't Really Have A Good Caption For This Tbh, The Idea Is Just That Ida Was Bloodgood's "one That

Currently travelling in NZ with my silly LOTR cards lol

“Raptor kitty loves her toy”

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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

Enjoy this meme I made instead of writing

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Freenoodle appreciation post because it takes 4 dads to raise the Chaos Baby.

ahah he gets his reaction to nightmares from BOTH his bio dads! :D

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT)

Also it's YOUR fault you all for some reason wants to see the baby have night terrors.

yes

Oh jeez, I wonder who’ll have to explain THAT kind of demon instinct to MK now-

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT )

Thank you for the wall of ask about the 🔥🍜