More Favourite Numerical Memes:

doing the lords work

(for context: doodle breeding is really unethical and i can go into why if yall are interested)

I would have crashed out

I had like the exact opposite dream last night lol where the grid was doing some weird grill the grid thing (so one by one) in a kitchen and lance grabbed like 10 straws from a container and was like “i’m gonna take all these straws, nobody can tell me what to do hehehe” and then very quietly he added “except fernando. he’s bossy, that one. sometimes i let him tell me what to do” with this sheepish smile and everyone Lost Their Shit

Had a weird dream involving Lance (sort of) I was at some sort of dinner or awards ceremony type thing and Lance had been invited but couldn't make it for some reason, so the organisers hired an actor to be Lance instead. Problem was the guy they got was the complete opposite of Lance - short, scrawny, ginger & bright blue eyes AND he had no clue who Lance was and just went around acting like an entitled prick using the occasion to drink as much expensive wine as possible 😭

him and michael tonkin partners in pain

adam ottavino and the yankees kind of the greatest will they/won’t they love story of our time when you think about it

It worked gang i’m going to cooperstown

first base ump gets 10 years in the bone hurting machine

WHO TOOK HIS PANTS 😭

🗣️I LOVE CATCHERS

fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

tylor finally getting back into his mid season form