Bro We Can’t Even Play Like 4 Innings Of Baseball Before Someone Gets Bonked

Oh my big sweet pumpkin picking polar bear i missed you

I would have crashed out

I had like the exact opposite dream last night lol where the grid was doing some weird grill the grid thing (so one by one) in a kitchen and lance grabbed like 10 straws from a container and was like “i’m gonna take all these straws, nobody can tell me what to do hehehe” and then very quietly he added “except fernando. he’s bossy, that one. sometimes i let him tell me what to do” with this sheepish smile and everyone Lost Their Shit

Had a weird dream involving Lance (sort of) I was at some sort of dinner or awards ceremony type thing and Lance had been invited but couldn't make it for some reason, so the organisers hired an actor to be Lance instead. Problem was the guy they got was the complete opposite of Lance - short, scrawny, ginger & bright blue eyes AND he had no clue who Lance was and just went around acting like an entitled prick using the occasion to drink as much expensive wine as possible 😭

me waking up: today is so calm… ohh ahh so sleepy… maybe ill turn on the game… honk shmimimi… lazy couch bound baseball day…

baseball:

PREACH

Spring training is awesome because it’s a full month and where you get to watch your favorite baseball team invent left-handed relief pitchers on the spot. Who is this guy? I don’t know. Will I ever see him again? Absolutely not. Where did he come from? The lab, probably.

10/10 use of free will. this will occupy a portion of my mind forever

gevin kausman

gevin kausman

my fatal flaw is thinking every post i make is gonna go viral

this but baseball

actually fuck it.

reblog this post if your blog is a safe space for fans of all teams (yes, even the "evil" ones) and you don't crash out and wish harm upon opposing players for winning a hockey game (yes, even the "evil" ones) and you don't proudly proclaim that fans of teams you don't like aren't welcome (yes, even the "evil" ones) and you're just generally a normal fuckin person who understand that there is no moral high ground in sports 99% of the time

i just wanna follow normal fuckin people for once.

I may not be able to draw but I am going to draw a lance stroll & kodai senga uniform swap and none of you can stop me

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK🗣️🗣️🗣️

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

They’re in love your honor