:3 Feels Happier Than :) But Not As Genuine As :]

“oh yeah that reminds me of a post i saw, i didn’t reblog it but it should be in my likes somewhere/i should be able to search for it” do yourself a favor and give up bc that post is GONE

Breaking Down My Fantasy F1 Teams

#1: The Charlos Reunion

This is the one where I actually tried. Which is probably sad. So I’ll swiftly move on to:

#2: Archive Of Our Own

The governing principle of this team is that even if your cars go at the speed of an overheating camel, if your drivers have been carefully chosen to maximize sexual tension, they’ll get their freak on so hard that they will take over the sport.

#3: On The Origin Of Drivers

The idea of this team is to use natural selection to weed out the bad drivers early. By putting the rookies (with the notable exception of l*am l*wson b/c he doesn’t deserve employment) in the fastest cars on the grid, the inferior drivers will crash before they can reproduce, meaning that only the fittest of rookies can survive and pass their genes on to the rest of the grid.

Some may doubt the ethics of this strategy, but consider this: If we simply put Lance Stroll in a car capable of going Mach Jesus at the beginning of his career, he would likely no longer be here to terrorize the rest of the grid. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

THANK YOU ASKJFIAOK

With that being said

This one goes out to @kitteyrenlover 💙🧡

req’d by @smiles-daisies-and-love-oh-my

ah yes. baseball. 

whys his run so joyous and whimsical 😭🫶

Lance at the Austrian GP 2023 via TikTok

today i came dangerously close to accidentally submitting this along with a lab

like so

As someone very new to f1 I simply do not understand how the drivers resist giving yuki tsunoda a Lil pat on the head upon seeing him

bo bichette can zip my zipper any day

mets pitcher development squad so good it can even fix clay holmes

the trademark lance stroll 🤙 like ok canada boy catch some waves we see u