Many People Have Heard The Story Of Horatius Cocles Defending The Bridge But What They Don't Often Tell

many people have heard the story of horatius cocles defending the bridge but what they don't often tell you is that he had to swim through a river with a spear in his ass

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2 months ago

i just followed myself am i allowed to do that

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3 months ago

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As someone very new to f1 I simply do not understand how the drivers resist giving yuki tsunoda a Lil pat on the head upon seeing him

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1 month ago

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4 months ago

live laugh love mlb players’ old tweets

Oh that would be me ☝️.

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mlb no baseball i’m ashamed to say i got this IMMEDIATELY i quote that tweet on the daily should i be ashamed trea turner

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4 months ago

idiot got cum on the ball. rookie mistake honestly

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rookie mistake. the rpfers are gonna have a field day with this one

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2 months ago

The cruelty of racist white men.

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reblog this every time you see it

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4 months ago

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my brain:

my brain: OH MY GOD! TODO LO MALO ÉCHALO PÁ’ALLÁ! OH MY GOD! DAME SALUD Y PROSPERIDAD🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

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BREAKING NEWS: mets pitcher exits game after being struck by a comebacker right to the ass

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2 months ago

The one rogue lock of hair LMAO

05.04.23 | SEA Vs OAK | "i Think It Was Just Something Along The Lines Of, 'hey You Need To Fix Your

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