Head Empty Only Shrimp

not depicted: bobby standing nearby and the poor cashier assuming they’re some random kinky couple

Me: *trying to decipher symbolism in Ari and Dante’s names* literally their names have no relevance to the story other than ‘Haha lets bond over our weird historical names and hehe 👉🏼👈🏼 maybe go out sometime’

Totally not me realizing Achilles and Patroclus never had a chance to rest from fate and prophecy until their deaths.

Totally not me tearing up here.

✨ COURT IS NOW IN SESSION! ✨

The Kickstarter for Turnabout Tarot, an Ace Attorney tarot project, is now LIVE! This love letter to the franchise features the work of over 50 artists, depicting characters from across the series in this gorgeous project!

Our funding period lasts from October 1st to October 30th, with tons of merch, previews, and perks like our early bird discount! Please be sure to investigate every nook and cranny.

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in which phoenix gets addicted to hades for a bit. guess who his favourite character is

Franziska: daddy daddy look my name is siska and im a poet, i speak german just to show it, and i, just turned nine, u can write- wait daddy no, dont walk away, DAD WHAT

It’s not objectifying men if he’s not real

I wish I fit into college major boxes as well as this cat.

-A Public Health Interdisiplinary Major (who really just wants to be an appreciated member of a theatre cast AND CANT FUCKING JUST CHOOSE A THING AND BE OK WITH JUST LIKING YHE ONE THING)

Not me doing the math to find out if Jack and Ennis would theoretically be able to get married within their lifetimes.

They would be 70 years old by the time Wyoming Legalizes Gay Marraige.

I don’t know if I’m thankful or disappointed.

A redo! @themornal and I have redone this scene since it’s been over a year since I animated it the first time. Mornal both wrote the bit and does the voice of Edgeworth and Phoenix, and did a stellar job with both!

For anyone wondering what Edgeworth says at the end, it’s: 

“Took a fourteen hour flight across an ocean and a f*cking continent, why do I even bother, why do I even bother??”