Quick Protip: If Someone Is Crying Or Freaking Out Over Something Minor, Eg Wifi Not Connecting, Can’t

I can't take the "Shen Yuan joins Bingge's harem for political reasons and Bingge has no interest in him" trope seriously because shen yuan WOULD be crazy excited about that like

Binghe on their wedding night: this is just to secure alliance with your clan, I have no interest in getting to know you and you can forget about us having a relationship

Shen Yuan: that works for me! I know I'm not one of your advisors or something but like you said, I'm here to help you secure alliance so I have a few ideas... I think you should negotiate with the village about...

Binghe watching his cute little husband passionately yap about ways he wants to help Binghe and make his life easier without wanting anything in return: I. I may have made a mistake by saying all that.

Peerless Cucumber getting increasingly frustrated as he tries to explain why he calls Shang Qinghua "Airplane" [lit. fly machine].

Not as in their backstories/transmigration.

Just.

Birds fly.

Swords fly.

Sometimes cultivators fly without swords.

Machines do not fly. Carriages do not go whirrr and take to the air. What are you talking about Shen Qingqiu? Have you hit your head?

Even Binghe, with his OP intellect, is not getting it, no matter how much Cucumber rants and raves and gives long detailed technical explanations.

And then fucking Airplane grabs a sheet of paper and folds a paper airplane within like two seconds and sets it loose and suddenly everyone understands.

hmm orv au where gamer yjh fans vaguely spot kdj in the background and try to track him across social media.

they discover that he only exists on the internet across a bunch of random videos, almost ALL from famous celebrities and influencers. Everyone who knows someone can't figure out who this man is irl. But he has a nice voice and all his acquaintances seem to be some degree of obsessed with him.

SO- I’ve been going to Momo-con all week this week, and I’ve been looking around for dc comics, to get a better idea of the general Batfam storyline, and I found a good fair few- I got two redhood comics detailing his backstory and what happened after, and a copy of nightwings 1st solo series debut, AND TELL ME WHY HIS HAIR IS SO- SO GLORIOUS IN HIS SOLO SERIES DEBUT COMIC. I COULD NEVER-

AND THE EYES???? IS MANS IS MADE OF BEAUTY OR SUM??

ehehehe been having thoughts about an au.....

A book crystallized in the ocean

son of a bitch everything costs money

the many faces of immortal master shen qingqiu

Kaishin annoying Hakuba is one of my favourite things because it's so fun to think Hakuba meeting Shinichi and getting along with him due to their love for Sherlock Holmes and discussing cases and just as he's about to bring up his theories about who KID is, Kaito drops by and kisses Shinichi's cheek, going "Oh, Hakuba, I see you've met my boyfriend."

And Hakuba has never gone through the five stages of grief faster.