I Sprinted All The Way Out To My Car In The Pouring Rain At 6 Am To Retrieve My Man's Umbrella, And My

HEHEHE YEAH <3

I have a hot shirtless boyfriend

Resting in the bed with my handsome man beside me, tempted to assemble the shelf for him but 50/50 chance of impressing him that I I it for him while he snoozed, or missing out on sweet and adorable boyfriend time and potentially accidentally waking him while I struggle to piece poles together in the dark

I asked my boyfriend for a back massage and he just like did it?? Like for like 20 minutes too. And I was like thank you this is great and he was like no thank you I love this?? Guys is he secretly a demon trying to eat me or what, how did I strike this much gold

HEHEHEHE ITS ADORABLE I LOVE IT

I am extremely transparent, apparently including when I WANT to kiss my boyfriend. So we'll be in scenarios where we can't kiss, but I'll still WANT it despite not INTENDING to. I guess I have a specific expression for this because every time it happens he's like "I'm sorry, baby :( We can't do that here :("

Fr, didn't take a holiday for over a year (my job doesn't close on public holidays and I would work 6-7 days a week to fill for people, so quite a bit of fuckin time working), and once i put in my leave request, my boss was like

Hmm, I suppose I could, I think you deserve it

Like no, the law says i deserve it. Like i know it says leave *request* on the screen, but what I really mean by that is leave *notification*

@cries-on-demand BAKERPAW IS REAL

Girl help I forgot to go to pride because I was having too much fun being gay