Kitkatthegay - ＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ KitKat ˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚

gonna take a hot shower and put on a big t shirt and my undies and i’m gonna sit on the floor and color at my coffee table like im 6 years old again and then i’ll feel better

i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?

yeah i'm wlw (wench loving wench)

Day 10: Favourite Dynamic (non-romantic)

Lister & Cat

~ God & Creation. Owner & Pet. Parent & Child. Brothers. Best Buds. Partners in Crime. Dumb & Dumber.

The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

Welcome to the HazbinVerse!

We have:

@ask-charlie-morningstar, the Princess Of Hell and leader of the Hazbin Hotel!

@ask-the-radio-demon, the deer demon that broadcasts killings across the world!

@askvaggie, the manager of the hotel and Charlie's girlfriend!

@ask-niffty, the cleaner and helper to Alastor!

@angeldust-fucks, the famous porn star who's here for some reason!

@huskthebarkeep, the bartender who's constantly drunk and depressed!

@vox-tv-demon, the television overlord who has a kid and a boyfriend!

@valentino-moth-man, the pornography overlord who has many kids and is the boyfriend!

@ask-velvette, the social media overlord who's a sassy lil bitch!

@ask-a-vox, another Vox!

@voxonlive, yet another fucking Vox!

@zestialtheoverlord, the oldest overlord there is!

@ask-lucifer-morningstar , ruler of Hell!

@ask-yourstruly-lilithmorningstar, Lucifer's wife!

@ask-rosie, leader of the Cannibal Colony and running Rosie's Emporium!

@alastors-radio-show, another Alastor!

@red-velvette-cakes, another Velvette!

@ask-sir-pentious-hisshisslord, the snake overlord with the Egg Bois!

@molly-that-spider, Angel's twin sister!

@arackniss-that-spider, Angel's older brother and love interest of Pentious (I don't know how far they've gotten in their relationship)!

@the-don-henroin, Angel's bitch-ass dad who deserves to fucking die! :D

@baxter-science-fish, the scientist and Velvette's boyfriend!

@damian-morningstar, Lucifer's accidental son!

@collin-sheep, the fallen cherub!

@prince-of-envy, Charlie's ex and an Overlord!

@carmilla-carmine, weapon seller supreme!

@weapon-gatherer-odette, one of Carmilla's two daughters!

@furry-vox ... I don't know whether this is an OC or not, honestly. But it sure does exist.

@adamthefirstangel, the first angel! It's self-explanatory.

@ask-exterminator-lute, Adam's right hand!

@dragqueenspider, another Angel Dust!

@devilduckdad, another King of Hell!

@charliem0rningstar, another Princess of Hell!

@king-morningstar, Lucifer again!

@that-funky-spider, another Angel again!

@yumyumbodyparts, a cannibal kid!

Onto the OCs!

@alainthesquirrl, chef of the Hazbin Hotel!

@vincent-the-electric-moth, Vox and Valentino's son!

@mochi-the-shapeshifter, a worker for Valentino who can change her body!

@carmeltheassistant, Vox's right hand girl!

@asktheratz, a bunch of rats!

@hazbin-stealth-rat, another rat!

@cupid-the-killer, Vox's nasty-ass ex!

@specktivedemon, a Hotel resident!

@aroyaltailor, a tailor and also part of the Ars Goetia!

@mewhenautism, autistic cthulu apparently!

@siempreminta, a mysterious girl staying at the Hotel!

@sienna-lenora-raven, Angel Dust's little sister!

@lunar-the-moon-overlord, the overlord of the moon!

@fawndemonkiddo, a young demon child in Hell!

Please feel free to link this post in your pinned! If you have an OC I have forgotten or don't know about, please reply to this post so I can add them!

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asking again because I was specific enough last time can you please do a buggy/caterpillar themed regression thingy if that’s okay!

CATERPILLAR REGRESSOR THINGS !!!!

🐛 activities

Cudling up in a sleeping bag like a little caterpillar Crawling around on soft rugs like a little inchworm Building a “leafy fort” (your chrysalis!) out of blankets and pillows Making paper or felt leaves and caterpillars Coloring butterfly life cycle pages Reading The Very Hungry Caterpillar or other bug books Watching calming bug/nature documentaries or animations Pretend foraging for snacks like a hungry bug Laying in the sun like you're basking on a big leaf BLANKET BURRITO!!!

🐛 clothes

Striped pajamas or onesies (like caterpillar segments!) Fuzzy hoodies with antennae or bug eyes on the hood Socks with grips for safe crawling Soft footie pajamas or rompers in green, yellow, or rainbow colors Leaf-patterned shirts or pants Headbands with little feelers or fuzzy balls Clothes with bugs, butterflies, or nature themes

🐛 toys

Caterpillar plushies (long and huggable!) Stuffies with segments or tactile bumps Felt or wooden bug toys Sensory toys like pop tubes, bendy bugs, or soft squishies “Feed the caterpillar” games with plush food Plush cocoons or sleeping pouches for toys Nature or garden-themed stacking toys Bug-shaped rattles or fidget balls Plush leaf pillows or mats Fake vines for crawling under

🐛 games

Pretend to inch across the “garden” (pillows, mats, blankets) Playing hide and seek like a sneaky little bug Acting out the caterpillar’s day (eating, crawling, sleeping) Collecting pretend leaves or toy fruits to "eat" Sorting colored leaves or fruit by number or color Gentle pillow obstacle course for crawling and exploring Making a butterfly house or “bug daycare” for stuffies Pretend rain play (spraying mist, hiding under leaves)

🐛 foods/drinks

Fruit slices in a rainbow row (like The Very Hungry Caterpillar!) Grape “leaves” on sticks Apple sauce, fruit puree pouches, or yogurt Leaf-shaped cookies or crackers Carrot sticks or green apples (garden foods!) Jello “leaves” Cucumber sandwiches or veggie pinwheels Green smoothies or honeydew juice Leaf tea (.mint or chamomile)

🐛 nicknames <3

wigglebug Cattie Lil bug Little wiggle inchy Leaflet cozybug nibbles nibbler snugglepillar wiggles peeper

i really do think that "let me in" is the most potently horrifying phrase ever conceived of. just let me in. that's all you have to do. just invite me inside. show me kindness. trust me. all you have to do is say yes. all you have to do is open the door. the rest is up to me. but you can trust me. have faith. you wouldn't leave me out here. you wouldn't turn away. not you. you aren't cruel. you're a good person. i can see that. i need your help. that's why i'm asking this of you. just let me in. let me in. let me in let me in letmeinletmeinletmein LET ME IN

i mean fuck i like pain i like grief i like desolation i like sorrow i like to mourn