So I Saw A Video And I Took An Opportunity

Current Status: AC Repair man came late at night for a late call(god bless you) and our Ring Doorbell went off. Sister texts dad in group chat to get the door. I go to the door and she’s just like what if he kills us.

Literally without skipping a beat my reply is I don’t really care sis I want air

@echoingkarma and I came up with some silly ideas on Sun, Moon, and others so I had to make something for them

Even though I don’t have a lot of followers, I want to spread this to as many people as possible. Please, for the people you care about, let them know this because it could end up being a lifesaver.

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

This is perfect.

Suggested by wrecknrockout.

That’s surprisingly wholesome but also sad

Suggested by prowls-analysis.

Reblogging this so I know where to find it later

whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style

Link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0IcbkTrQY4 👀

PD

Now the idea of Prowl covered in glitter attempting to hug the twins is all I can think about. God help me I’m laughing too hard at this

doorwings replied to your post “Sides: “What’s wrong with glittery?” =U”

I feel personally attacked.

By glitter as a concept? If you wanna feel more attacked I can pour glitter on myself and threaten you with a hug =U

This is beautiful