Bakugou:
Kirishima: I support that 100%.
Bakugou: I didn't say anything
kirishima: 200%
Krishima: who was your gay awakening? mine was crimson riot. i would do anything to suck his dick.
Bakugou: you were my gay awakening.
Krishima: ... well now i just feel bad :(
kirishima: so i'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe a summer wedding. i don't want it to be too cold
Bakugou: what are you talking about??!?we're not even engaged
kirishima:
kirishima: so THAT'S what i forgot to do last night
kirishima: blasty, pay this for me, please?
bakugo: sure
mina: he can’t just pay for you!
bakugo: why not!? i’m his husband i get him everything he likes!
mina: we’re playing monopoly!
Bakugo nervous, but trying not to show it: Tomorrow at 7 o'clock . I'll come pick you up. [walks away]
Kirishima, a little flustered: Did he just ask me out on a date?
Denki: I think it was more of a statement... ?
Bakugo: hey, shitty, you have beautiful hands
Kirishima: thank you bro!
Bakugo: do you know where they would look best? Around me-
Denki: BIBLE! TO THE REDEEMER OF THE BIBLE PRAISE BE JESUS, AMEN!
Bakugou: my cold, dark heart has no affection for anyone
Kirishima: *sneezes*
Bakugou: what's wrong? are you sick? where's your jacket? it's because you went jogging in the cold again didn't you? here, i'll make you some soup.
Bakugou: have you ever tried honey?
kirishima: tried what?
Bakugou: honey.
kirishima: yes?
Bakugou:
OMG THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!! you draw very cutee aww!!! thanks for taking your time to draw it <33
Kirishima sometimes doesn't understand what Bakugou saw in him :c
Bakugou: do you understand now?
kirishima: yeah, totally!
kirishima: *under his breath as kai walks away* what the fuck did he just say–
Bakugo: This is simple mathematics, how do you not know it?
Kirishima: Actually, simple mathematics is "one plus one equals two". Anything beyond that is already complex mathematics.