Vegans Making Honey A Bee Labour Issue Is The Funniest Thing Imaginable Because Like, You Picked The

Thinking of the US Tumblr gang today as they gear up for a massive amount of shite.

how to grow the fuck up

Hear that bud? That's the title track being incorporated under my leitmotif. You are so fucked.

Being a vegan is a lot like being a neckbeard. It's not about the fedora on your head, it's about the fedora on your heart.

So if someone says you look and sound vegan, they're saying you give off a vibe that you have health issues bordering on serious and refuse to admit that the decisions you've made might have a causal relationship.

Like a guy who complains he gets no sleep but drinks an entire pot of coffee before bed? That's a vegan.

Dude who doesn't know why he has tetanus after he nailed his hand to the floor with the rustiness nail he could find? Vegan.

Dude who just doesn't get why he needs his stomach pumped after swallowing a full litre of bleach? Vegan.

Your vegan trait is giving off an aura of depression but voluntarily using Discord.

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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

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My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it