STEPHEN WANTS TO BE A TEACHER I CAN’T GET OVER THIS! JUST LIKE, IT WOULD EITHER BE A:
Student: Hey, professor, so I was watching YouTube and this channel was recommended-
Stephen:… what was the channel?
Student: It’s called DanPlan and one of the guys on it sounds just like you, what did you say your first name was again-
Stephen, sweating: I JUST REMEMBERED THAT WE HAVE A POP QUIZ
Daniel, calling and knowing Stephen will pick up to try and get out of the situation: Hey Stephen when can you record?
Stephen, in front of class: oh god this is it my life is over I can never show my face in public again oh my god I’ll have to go live as a hermit forever and why me oh god class dismissed-
Student A: You have a YouTube channel?
Stephen: oh no-
Student B, watching the first video that shows up from search: You murder people? Cool!
Student C: hey this is pretty funny, I’ma sub.
Student D, who watches DanPlan but didn’t want to assume anything and was to awkward to ask: oh my god Stephen face reveal!
Daniel and Hosuh, on phone and cackling:
Stephen: … just kill me now.
OR B:
Student: Hey professor are you part of this YouTube channel called DanPl-
Stephen: YES NOW GO SUBSCRIBE SO DANIEL ACTUALLY TAKES US TO DISNEYLAND
Let Angemon express himself 2k19
this bit literally had me in tears i had to post a clip
Hello everyone.
Preface for the blog: Tonight I proudly present what for the time being is my penultimate drop. Whilst for many online personalities designing merch is a valid creative project all on its own, as someone who is known principally for their comedy content I personally feel like my merch should more often be in support of the other things I make (don’t want to go full Rihanna lmao no shade). There was an exciting project I’ve long been working on, originally planned to release this October, but sometimes things don’t go as ideally planned (c’est la vie) so these last two collections in the making many moons ago will be my last for now. However I am particularly passionate about these new things, having worked on some for almost two years and I hope they can bring you as much joy as they did to me creating them.
As the nights grow longer along with the clothing we wrap around ourselves, I introduce three treasured items to help you embrace your inner truth - the MY SOUL collection.
MY SOUL Black Hoodie Dress
A super-long black hoodie with black embroidery. A statement to share your spirit with the world. Functions as an oversized layer or a dress by itself - with hidden pockets for convenience.
MY SOUL Nail Polish
Pure Matte Black nail polish. If it isn’t so dark it absorbs light, it isn’t right.
MY SOUL Scented Candle
A black scented candle in black glass in a black box - with notes of dark spices, amber and wood. The comforting aroma of the hole where your heart should be.
However you spend these dark days I hope these items satiate your spirit and that you are well. I hope to share more of myself and good news with you all soon. Thank you.
- Dan
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Adoribal
Found on google.
A modern Dimitri! XD I just feel like he’d be really into that edgy fashion!
#NoGameNoLife
Found on google.
Logan ships in the rain ☔️👓💙
last one is me running out of Area 51 with my new alien gf
So, since RetsukoxHaida did not become canon this time either, i thought i’d make a list of best Haida monents from this season to cheer y'all up!
(I’d like to say that english is not my first lenguage so there may be some mistakes because i wasn’t able to understand a couple of words, please correct me if you see any)
▪ (EP. 1)
Retsuko: Marriage… I can’t even imagine that right now…
Fenneko: I bet Haida has been dreaming of the big day since he was a kid
Haida: As if!! I’m edgy! Edgy guys don’t care about stuff like that!
(Fun fact: in my country’s dub he said: What?! Well, I surely don’t think to stay alone forever!)
▪ (EP. 4)
When he asked Anai to input some data for Retsuko and smiled at her :))
▪ (EP. 8)
When he was fanboying about Tadano and got mad that Fenneko didn’t care one bit, but Retsuko told him she was listening to him :)))
▪ (EP. 10)
Haida: Hey, what’s up?
Fenneko: Oh, you know, same old, same old…
H: Yea, me too. Just, uh, chillin’ out.
F: So you didn’t read the article?
H: Oh I did. Even that one part about wedding bells, hah…
F: Yea, were do these stupid rumore come from? … Just stay calm!! Don’t do something you’ll regret!
H: And what kind of thing would that be?
F: Wondering all over town drunk, but you go to kick a can and fall flat on your back like you did last time?
H: Ohh! … Did that right before I called ya.
F: … Why are you such a dumbass?
▪ (EP. 10)
F:What’s all this?
H: You have to ask? I’m gonna punch Tadano!
F: But weren’t you like his biggest fanboy?
H: I was a fool before. What’s this apple-holding son of a bitch want with a girl like Retsuko? “Oh look at me, I’m tired of swimsuit models and actresses, guess I’ll go slumming it!” He’s going to get bored and break her heart! That’s why i’ve got to punch him right in the face!!!
F: Real subtle with the jelousy. We both know you’re not gonna punch him.
H: Just you wait!
*proceeds to not punch him and ask him for an autograph instead*
▪ (EP. 10)
Retsuko: I’m sorry I dragged you into all this Haida, I don’t think I could have done this by myself.
H: … What are friends for?
Every episode of Leverage:
Client: I don’t want his easily stolen physically tangible money Mr Ford, I want the nebulous and undefinable catharsis you can only get from a specific and tailor made karmic revenge that will destroy not only his business but his life, thats all.