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Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922. His body never was found.

Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

He’s a motherfucking vampire

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

Vince Gilligan's breaking bad

Vince Gilligan (Crater and mastermind of breaking bad, obviously) came up with the idea when his friend was reading a article about a guy Who is trying to sell crystal meth from an RV. So another words, gather up every news article from 1972 to present and send it to him now. That should give us a lifetime of TV shows.

The Walking Dead based on what I’ve seen on my dashboard.

“Do you know how hard it is to make volunteering at a homeless shelter look like a negative thing?” - Jon Stewart http://on.cc.com/TulCxW

BEST FUCKING ONE OH MY GOD EVERYONE GO HOME

boy: i just masturbated lol

friend: lol me too *high five*

girl: i just masturbated lol

friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night