ryuji: *almost dies*
all the girls: “I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU UP CAUSE YOU SCARED ME EVEN THOUGH YOU ALMOST DIED”
UMMM TF⁉️⁉️ THATS NOT HOW YOU GREAT A FRIEND YOU THOUGHT DIED SERIOUSLY KINDA MESSED UP....
Touya & Natsuo bonding moment
Baby Touya cheek is squeezy and soft
Sanji wanted some revenge after the gang teased him about his breakup (viola left him at a mc donalds lol) so he put sleeping pills to their dinner. And soooooo, when everyone fell asleep…this happened
ALRIGHT BRACE YOURSELVES BECAUSE THIS IS A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG POST (literally, 40 images)
I’M SO SORRY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEASE FORGIVE MEEE THIS IS SO LONG OMG I’m sure y’all gonna be like WHAT BITCH PLEASE I AIN’T READING THIS THING but GIVE IT A GO I SWEEAR IT’S WORTH IT
OK So I was doodlin stupid stuff today… I didnt finish any…
Gatony and his scary guard dogs. You can only be Gatonys guard dog if you save his life… or something? IDK it started out with Peppers face? IDK and I think I was like… Yeh. Attack dog Pepper… Pupper perhaps. And her lame-ass owner Tony… and then I was like ‘YAH And Rhodey and Bruce too. Frick ya.’ and then 'Well Jarvis((Just A Really Very Intelligent Sighthound)) should clearly be in this… and Happy too.’ And… IDK that happened. Then it was all 'God damn Tony how much of an alcoholic do you have to be to be in a six pack?’ THEN I LAUGHED AT MY OWN JOKE. Then I made Tony a kitty and the stupidity grew.
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There is a reason the Avengers have their groceries delivered each week. Tony made the mistake of taking them shopping only once and that was enough for him.
Tony: I already explained this to you, Cap--
Steve: Then explain to me again why milk is 4 dollars a gallon!
Peter, an arm full of instant ramen: Mr. Stark, they have a new shrimp flavor!
Tony: Kid, that had no nutrition at--
Natasha: Who wants bacon!
Clint: I'M A SLUT FOR BACON!
Tony: What the fu-
Bruce, trying to decide on which tea to get: I mean they're all good, but this brand is cheaper.
Tony: Billionaire, Bruce, just--
Thor: Friend, Tony! We shall feast tonight on the Pop of Tarts!
Tony: Why do you have 2 carts of popt--!?
Steve, still distressed over the milk: How do you get milk from an almond!?
Peter, distracted: Can we get cheese sticks too?
Natasha: What about pudding?
Clint: Fuck your pudding!
Peter, excited: Mr. Stark cheetos are on sale!
Bruce, still deciding on a tea: Can we afford tea cookies too? I'm sure we have a coupon somewhere.
Steve, frantic: How do you milk an almond, Tony!?
Tony:
If you love Iron Man
BECAUSE
MAN
THAT CREATED IT
Ok, so normally this is a topic I stay away from but I feel its something that does need to be said. I’m seeing a lot of post that say Horikoshi( the creator of the bnha series) is getting death threats about ships??? Which, in itself, is the dumbest thing ever.
Sending death threats to people just because you don’t like where a STORY is going does the same amount of good as bullying someone for having a different opinion. Shipping is an individual opinion on multiple characters and most ships are not canon. That’s what makes shipping fun anyways, the freedom of it. Sending death threats about something that was never meant to be canon is pointless and hurtful. And that’s why a lot of people stay out of shipping and the fun of it. Because there are a lot of people who ruin the fun for everyone by taking it too far. This is honestly just becoming a repeat of the Voltron fandom because people can’t just accept that shipping is purely for fun.
Your ship is canon? Cool, lucky you.
Your ship isn’t canon? Oh well. It doesn’t mean that you can’t have fun by still shipping those characters.
I’m probably rambling and none of this will make sense but it is a legitamite issue that needs to be solved.
Ann: Quick! Pick a partner!
Yusuke and Akira: *grab Ryuji*
Ryuji: Eh?
Akira and Yusuke:
Steve: I don’t think you should drink more coffee
Tony: Coffee cures depression
Clint and Bucky simultaneously: more espresso, less depresso
*all three clink their coffee pots*
Fanfic: So they’re getting along really well.
Me: Aww that’s nice.
Fanfic: But get this.
Me: Yeah
Fanfic: last updated 4 years ago
Me:
god but yanno what bother’s me most about Endeavor… NOTHING “GOOD” HE TRIES TO DO COMES OFF THE LEAST BIT REALISTIC!!
EVERY TIME HE TRIES TO SAY SOMETHING “GOOD” OR “RIGHT”, HE’S ONLY SAYING WHAT HE “SHOULD” OR WHAT THE AUDIENCE WANTS TO HEAR FROM HIM BUT IT’S NOT THE LEAST BIT REALISTIC OR BELIEABLE AND LIKE THAT’S JUST MY OPINION BUT IT’S CANON AS FUCK THAT ENJI DOESN’T -GENUINELY- BELIEVE IT HIMSELF
he’s a goddamn wish fulfillment for people who wish the worst types of men would just FEEL BAD AND SAY SORRY
I guess I have to be the bad evil feminist and break it to you guys… MEN THIS BAD WOULD/WILL NEVER REALIZE IT AND APOLOGIZE, NOT -GENUINELY- AT LEAST, THEY DO IT TO TRY TO GET OUT OF TROUBLE, AND WHAT IS ENDEAVOR DOING…?
OH YEAH, ONLY -STARTING- TO EVEN -ATTEMPT- TO MAKE LIKE HE FEELS SORRY WHEN HE KNOWS -MAAAAAASSIVE- AMOUNTS OF PUBLIC SHAME OF LEGAL TROUBLE IS IMMINENTLY HEADED IN HIS DIRECTION.
Like SERIOUSLY you guys this man would be -ABSOLUTELY UNFORGIVEABLE- enough if all that was canon was just what he did to Rei and the kids we know for sure are his but if it turns out Enji had FUCKING -ANYTHING- TO DO WITH DABI, EVEN IF BY SOME CRAZY CHANCE HE ISN’T HIS SON, IF HE EVEN HAD A DAMN THING TO DO WITH WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT KID THAT MADE HIM THAT WAY, AND WE ALL KNOW HE DID, HE FUCKING DESERVES -DEATH- by -EXECUTION-. -Stripped of all honor-, not any fucking semblance of redemption about anything he only tried to do in the last moments to save face! That should literally only be MORE reason to hate this guy!