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Does it bother you that Tony’s ex-boyfriend is here to compete for him?

Warning: Not Steve Friendly.

Sam Wilson ( Local Good Boy ™): Uh, bothers me? No. Irks me? Yeah. I mean, I like Steve, he’s a good guy and all, but I just don’t think he’s good for him. And don’t get me wrong, we’ve all been dicks to Tony. The Avengers team, I mean. And I’m sure that Steve feels just as guilty as the rest of us, but after hearing what went down in Siberia…Let’s just say I don’t want them together anytime soon.

Rhodey Rhodes ( The One Who’ll Probably Win ™): I probably shouldn’t be saying this on camera, but I want to strangle the guy. Super soldier or not. I don’t know why he’s here for, like, I know for a fact Tony won’t pick him. Just the other day I saw the motherfucker trying to corner Tony in the kitchen and force him to talk with him. I mean, that’s what I saw. So yeah, I don’t want that spangled bitch and his hot ass breath in here. And certainly not in a relationship with Tony. after all the shit he’s put my best friend through, he’s lucky I don’t put him in the Raft myself.

T'Challa Udaku (Literally a King ™): I can’t say that the Captain’s presence disturbs me, but I can’t say that it pleases me, either. For the most part, I’m indifferent towards Mr. Rogers. He’s irrelevant to me. But after what he did to Anthony, I can sure say that he leaves a bitter taste in my mouth when I think about him. Do not misunderstand me. I’m not innocent. I have left Anthony behind, too, and I take full responsibility for my actions. All I can do is hope that Anthony will forgive me.

Bucky Barnes (Ex- Assassin also murdered his parents ) First of all, let me just say that I love Steve. That punk is my brother and he’ll stay that way till the end of the line. But he’s Tony’s ex for a reason. And after the whole Civil War thing, I think its best for them to stay separated for a while. For Steve to realize what he did wrong and realize how he hurt Tony. I know it sounds kind of hypocritical coming from me, but you have to keep in mind that I wasn’t Tony’s boyfriend then. I wasn’t even his friend. But Steve was. And you don’t do what Steve did to someone you’re supposed to love. That’s all I’m gonna say.

Bruce Banner (Friendzone ™): …Honestly, It kind of does. Look, I know how the world sees Steve. The perfect man, the war veteran who can do no wrong, and the hero whose motives may not be questioned and whose opinions are always right. But what the world seems to forget is that: Steve is still human. And humans hurt others–its what we do. And Steve hurt Tony, yeah, but he hurt me too. When he let Wanda join the team after what she did to me, what she did to Tony…I don’t think I feel good around him anymore. But one thing I’m sure about is that I have Tony’s back no matter what.

Peter Quill (Celestial Being ™): I don’t know Mr. America all that much, but I know he needs to back the hell off. I just know that there’s something off about the guy that Tony and the others won’t tell me, but I see how Tony loses that spark in his eyes everytime he comes in the room and how he flinches away every time Rogers reaches for him– which is creepy as fuck, by the way. But I ain’t scared of him. My girlfriend chews and spits out guys ten times his size before breakfast. and I came here to win. If Rogers dreams of getting Tony back, he’s gonna be a sad son of a bitch, ill tell you that. You hear that, Mr. Big Dick Steve? Meet me in the fucking ditch, asshole.

Scott Lang (Human Disaster ™): It’s messy, dude. Like, I like Steve and whatever, hell I went to war with him, but… I just don’t know. I don’t feel comfortable with him around me or Tony. And yeah, I don’t know the guy all that much, but I can feel that I’m starting to care about him. And I’m not saying that Steve enjoyed himself because I don’t think he did, but these type of decisions make you question things about the people you thought you knew. ‘Would he do the same to me?’ Type of questions. Kinda scary.

Thor (Human Corgi ™): … Friend Steven certainly shocked me with his behavior towards my beautiful Anthony. And for a time, rage and bitterness blossomed in my heart at the sight of Friend Steven. When we crossed paths, I wanted to hurt him. To bring agony upon him, to show him how it feels to be hurt by a friend. But now, all that is left is the sour taste of disappointment and sadness. In Friend Steven, but most of all, in myself. I have hurt Anthony before. There is no excuse for me. But my beloved has a gentle heart, full of forgiveness and kindness. Even for the ones who don’t deserve it.

Loki ( God Of Mischief ™): The mortal made my list. Has it not been for Stark’s pleading of letting him alive, I would have transformed him into a rat and stepped on him. Rogers is lucky I have a weakness for misgardians with chocolate eyes and soft lips, otherwise, he’d be buried six feet under the ground with my spit on his grave. I don’t understand why Stark doesn’t want him dead.

Stephen Strange (Better Than All of You Because PHDs ™): I think the problem with Mr. Rogers is that he doesn’t know when to back off. To give people the space they need to heal. He’s stubborn. And a stubborn man who ignores the feelings of others can be dangerous. I…worry about him. About Tony. We try to keep them apart as much as possible, but I think it’ll be beneficial for both of them if they would actually talk. And they will. After Rogers realizes what he did was unnecessary and twisted. That is all.

9 month later here’s VOLUME 2 of my favourite ship dynamics

[ part 1 ]

OK So I was doodlin stupid stuff today… I didnt finish any…

Gatony and his scary guard dogs. You can only be Gatonys guard dog if you save his life… or something? IDK it started out with Peppers face? IDK and I think I was like… Yeh. Attack dog Pepper… Pupper perhaps. And her lame-ass owner Tony… and then I was like ‘YAH And Rhodey and Bruce too. Frick ya.’ and then 'Well Jarvis((Just A Really Very Intelligent Sighthound)) should clearly be in this… and Happy too.’ And… IDK that happened. Then it was all 'God damn Tony how much of an alcoholic do you have to be to be in a six pack?’ THEN I LAUGHED AT MY OWN JOKE. Then I made Tony a kitty and the stupidity grew.

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Natasha: *on her knees next her bed praying* what did we ever do to you god to deserve this punishment? The Avengers weren’t an ass man until Tony showed up

-flashback#1-

Clint feels Tony’s presence enter the room as they were joking around and ‘accidentally’ knock his fork off the table just so he can stare at Tony’s butt as he bends over and picks the fork up

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During training Steve is always near Tony because out on the field he’s Tonys cover when the genius lands on the ground to fight people on ground. He makes every effort to accidentally touch Tony’s butt. Every time after training or battle he goes to his room to run one or several off.

-flashback#3-

Thor loves hugging everyone because they are smaller than him. His favorites are Bruce and Tony. Bruce because he’s the smallest and Tony because he likes to place one hand on Tony’s butt and pick him as they walk through the compound discussing any and everything until they reach their destination where Thor puts him down.

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Bruce likes to place one hand on Tony’s butt and the other on his hip so he can move he out of the way as they do science, or cook in the kitchen.

-flashback#5-

Natasha was sitting down minding her own business when she hears some one clear their throat. She looks up from her book chokes as she does a double take.

“yeah I think your clothes got mixed in the wash with mine”

Natasha manages to compose her before the aura in the air changes.

“all though then again they do look good on me right?”

Tony turns around and shakes his booty sending Natasha into a coughing fit. He makes a pleased sound as he heads out of the communal lounge, hips swaying. She has to hold her self back as Tony turns his head smirks and sends a wink her way before facing back to the front. it’s only then she noticed he is in heels and she thinks she just might have a kink of fucking Tony into the mattress with a strap on while he wears heels or even better lingerie.

She rushes up to her room where she

-end of flashbacks-

Is currently sitting and praying. She sighs as she finishes her prayer or rant to god? She wasn’t a very strong believer until now.

She lays in her bed and opens up a secret group chat called 'Tony Booty Appreciation Squad’ and begins typing.

Blackhawk Down: Guys we have a problem

'King of Booties has entered the chat’

King of Booties: damn right you do

God Bless The Ironnooty: who’s this?

King of Booties: apparently your lord and savior Anthony Edward Stark Christ.

Sunnyhawk Up: oh shit. We have been discovered. Retreat!

King of Booties: I must say all these snapshots of my ass makes it look bigger and better than irl

Hulkinator: we are so sorry Tony. Tell us how we can apologise

King of Booties: well you can start by dragging your butts all the way to my room. Just installed a stripper pole. Might as well give the people what they want

Thunderbolt that booty: already half way there

Natasha places her phone down and laughs as she gets ready to head to Tony’s suite. Maybe god felt bad and handed the Avengers a gift they will cherish forever

that ship game for samtony??

ooh fun ship

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter?

Tony is the werewolf. He was born into a very old line of werewolves. Usually, he can switch between forms at will but a witch has cursed him into his wolf form until his true love kisses him. Sam has been tasked with hunting down the Stark line. He does this with the help of his trusty wolf creatively named Wolf (look, he found the wolf when he was a kid and Wolf was a puppy, sue him for not coming up with a creative name) (also, Wolf won’t respond to any other name, except oddly Tony but that’s a ridiculous name for a wolf so Sam refuses to use it).

who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman?

Tony is the mermaid. Sam once accidentally caught him. Tony shrieked about the (minuscule) scratch he got on one of his scales for so long Sam physically heaved him out of the boat and back into the water.

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar?

Tony is the witch because Sam is a falcon.

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict?

I feel like the answer is obvious but let’s go with Sam being the coffee addict here. He’s a grad student and overworked and you don’t get it, Tony, I need that fifth shot of espresso. Tony is secretly just as much of a coffee addict but he pretends to have good habits because he’s worried about Sam’s health.

who’s the professor and who’s the TA?

Sam is a professor who teaches military history. It’s one of the most popular classes at the university because Sam teaches history from the losing side’s point of view (and also Sam is the youngest professor at the university and very handsome). Tony is working on his third PhD so he can avoid taking over SI as long as he can. He TAs for Dr. Banner over in the chemistry department and accidentally falls asleep in Sam’s classroom a few minutes before class is supposed to start.

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)?

They’re both convinced they’re the knight.

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent?

Tony is the single parent. He recently adopted Peter and Harley, brothers who just lost their parents a few months earlier. Sam teaches Harley’s second-grade class and has to call Tony in for a conference because Harley is dealing with his grief by punching the bullies in the class (Sam approves of the sentiment but not the method).

who’s the writer and who’s the editor?

Tony is the writer. He writes the most gorgeous stories about heartbreak and loss. Sam kind of wants to punch whoever broke Tony’s heart in the throat.

Ryuji: doesn’t care about his appearance / actually has great fashion sense

Goro: cares a lot about his appearane / actually has terrible fashion sense

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