I'm Pretty Confident Blasters Do Not Have Recoil. That Said They Do Have The In Universe Equivalent Of

"I felt like I was spamming you so I stopped" girl if I could download every thought you've ever had as a PDF I'd read that shit start to finish. Spam me more. I want to hear what you have to say.

Omnissiah, guide my hand,

As I inscribe the sacred code.

May your logic flow through me,

Perfect and pure, without error.

Ave Deus Mechanicus.

Sic Erit.

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

THE MANDALORIAN CHAPTER 8: REDEMPTION

"You're not going to take up the usual tools of combat, like bows or swords, to defeat the Dark Lord?" "No. I was an engineer on Earth, and now I find myself isekai'd to a place where I'm not bound by limitations like the square-cube law or thermodynamics. I'm gonna make some REAL weird shit!"

holy shit

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it