Louder For Thr People In The Back !

Stan = Crime Grandpa

Ford = Nerd Grandpa

Rick = Alcohol Grandpa

I feel like Rick would be mad he's not crime Grandpa

Imagine that argument 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"H-has Stan ever been wanted by the guys 'run-rUUUUUUNning' the galaxy?!"

"No, but you see, committing crimes is Stan's main thing whereas your crimes are moreso just a side-effect-"

"IVE BLOWN UP PLANETS AND HES THE CRIMINAL?!"

"MAYBE STOP MAKING ADDICTION YOUR WHO DANG PERSONALITY AND THEN YOU CAN BE TERRORIST GRANDPA"

"YOU LITTLE-"

Nothing in brain, just my favorite three old men.

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

There once was a frog that killed Grunkle Stan

He took the man's skull and bashed it in

Splish Splish Splish

Splat Splat Splat

And then the frog Took his hat

Yes yes yES!!!!!

I will d i e by this trope

God I'm a sucker for characters who are so utterly loyal to someone that they're completely unhinged. Characters who have no moral compass except their overwhelming devotion to whoever they've chosen to listen to. That's the good shit

I aways say jake the human and finn the dog to annoy ppl lol

What was your childhood comfort show?

I think this is the single best description for Rick

he's a manic pixie dream girl except he's a depressed alcoholic middle aged man

So like, Rick doesn't respect time travel and it more or less seems to be the same for all Ricks across the board. So as time goes on they would all find out stuff about their abandoned/alternate families organically, and imagine our Rick (still on his revenge kick) hearing for the first time that a lot of the Beth's are getting pregnant at 17. Then later that they're having baby girls named Summer and marrying the kid that knocked her up.

With memory Rick he says 'Are you one of those Rick's that moves in with abandoned adult Beth?'

Imagine across the central finite curve the Rick's that hear about what's going on, and maybe try to enter Beth's life then, try to help her with the pregnancy and the baby. We see in the show and the comics that there are more or less two kinds of Rick's, the ones that abandon their families and the ones that lost their families, and I have to imagine that some of the later told themselves hey, I can protect my family now, I want to go help Beth.

Granted I don't think things would end well for them, but hey, infinity means everything happens once.

And then as time goes on and the Rick's start hearing about another grandchild, Morty. We know that our Rick visited Morty as a baby, (likely without Beth and Jerry knowing), and imagine the longing to be a part of their life's. But he can't, because anytime a Rick starts to be happy with his family the family dies.

But then news about a Morty's brainwaves blocking out a Ricks breaks, and suddenly even the deadbeats are getting 'involved' with their family again. Rick and Morty, the duo found through infinity. And suddenly it's not so dangerous to be with your family, lots of Rick's are now hanging around, only to use Morty of course. Sure you still have like the Government after you, but they're nothing to worry about really. Having Rick's that don't think your Rick enough off your back though?

Idk this is a long rambling thought that was kinda hard to type out cause I didn't want to make it too long 😅😅😅😅😅😅

Thought about it because of the pic below and I was like hmmmmmm

If you wanna talk more about stuff like this though or RnM hit me up !!! The brain rot is real 🥲

This is so good!!! I absolutely love the concept and the way you did his flash back is just 👌👌👌👌👌👌

We can NEVER have enough trauma!

"Do you FEEL bomb-y?

... Nah, you would've blown up by now."

Oh, piece of advice? Do NOT attempt to bomb Rick's loved ones.

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