Sorry I Can't Tonight.. My Spring Melancholy Is Developing Into Hysteria

taking a nap on top of a big man could fix me

real

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

Go hiking. Fake your death. Become one with the forest. Elevate to forest god. The simple things.

apologist? not necessarily. explainer? perhaps. understander? intimately. enjoyer? greatly. sexualizer? frequently,

"what the fuck is your problem?" (compliment)

writing reader inserts is so funny because it's like. yeah you would NOT say that but now you do and you're gonna enjoy it. it's inevitably pouring a part of you into this fic. it's describing your dissociative daydreams in overly detail to everyone searching specifically for food to feed their dissociative daydreams. it's coming up with a hundred different scenarios on how to get railed by your favorite 2D man and yeah his dick is always big and he wants you so badly. it's playing barbie with Y/N who is like an universal OC at this point. it's going on silly little adventures in my mind and taking you all with me. reader inserts i love you so much.

Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.