‘i Can Fix Him’ ‘i Can Make Him Worse’ Well I Can Pick Him Up Like This.

just got diagnosed as your soulmate. yeah sorry now we must spend the rest of our lives together

im just fucking with you my liege

fuck sex you're gonna come over and let me do your skincare

ummmmmmm hi @crookedkryptonitebeliever i have real art on the way i prommy but i’m teaching myself how to do digital coloring over traditional art and it’s taking foreverrrrrr so uhm. here’s a stupid little thought i had

um um um yeah . i spent way too much time on this and also did it instead of working on my midterm whooopsies……… i hope you like it teehee <3

me, flirting: you could probably catch me easily if you chased me through the forest

I answer the door covered in blood and bruises and bite marks and I’m like “you should see the other guy” and he’s covered in kisses

people hold so much hate in their heart. me especially though

i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually

seeing pictures of men w blood on their face is like. oh man i wanna be you so bad. i wanna make out with you in a storage closet. i want to gently cradle your face and wipe the blood off with a washcloth. you are the ideal man. you are my pretty pretty princess