This Is Me Ranking The Meanest Things That Damian Has Ever Said To Bruce

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I have some thoughts on Batman (Arkham Batman, but Batman in general) vs Spider-Man (mostly from the new game because games), in terms of characterization and how you can level with them.

When you play the Arkham games, they say they make you FEEL like you’re Batman, and that’s true… to a point. But certain elements of the character simply are not there, at least not properly. Batman’s the World’s Greatest Detective. Batman is supposed to be able to do old school forensics, deductive reasoning, yet in the games, the Batcave’s computer does almost everything for him remotely. I know it was done in the name of focusing on action but it’s an aspect that’s missed.

In Spider-Man, though… you get it all. You get to feel that strength, that unnatural agility. You can pummel thugs into oblivion and stop two delivery trucks with one arm each, but you can also be stealthy. You can quietly take down an entire outpost of enemies one by one and slip in and out without raising so much as an alarm. You also experience his intellect, you help identify various chemical elements and hear him explain what they are, you help him rewire circuitry. It’s all done through some mini-games, sure, but it still makes you feel like you’re part of it, like you’re a genius recognizing these patterns. You also see him create and improvise new gadgets and weapons on the fly. And it feels so organic too!

Another aspect is the relationship they have with their villains. In the Arkham games, Batman often comes across as… stoic. There’s no real investment, no tension, no emotion. It’s just Batman kicking ass, taking names, shutting out emotion. He’s just dealing with criminals after all, and criminals who are where they belong. Why should he be invested right now? But then even the people he saves he’s curt and blunt with.

With Spider-Man, he seems to genuinely care; not just about the people he saves, whom he’ll tell where to go to get help, whom he’ll check to make sure they’re ok, but even his villains! He shows genuine concern for Black Cat when she appears to be slipping back into crime. He has a genuine interest in the Shocker and his intellect and ingenuity when it comes to his suit tech, and even makes a plan to visit him in jail to talk shop. In this game, he clearly sees these people as still being people. Misguided, sometimes awful people, but people/ It humanizes both him and the characters he interacts with, right down to the NPCs, and it shows that he really is your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.

But what really struck me is the relatability aspect. A lot of folks like to sell Batman on the idea that he’s a “realistic” superhero, that because his powers are just being smart and an expert fighter, he could conceivably be real. But… I’d actually argue that makes him less realistic and in no way makes him relatable.

Batman has like, ten college degrees. He’s mastered every known style of martial arts known to man, and several known only to aliens. He mastered the art of ninjitsu and single-handedly struck a huge blow to crime rates in a city where he and those he’s trained are the sole heroes, with himself being primary. He’s accomplished all this… in about ten years, being active now for only about six or so. He’s also kinda inherited a multi-billion dollar fortune and company with bottomless funds, so there’s that. None of that is particularly realistic other than on a surface level, and certainly not relatable.

Spider-Man is… a kid who got bitten by a radioactive spider and attained super strength, speed, agility, and reflexes. He’s also a kid who, though perhaps not well-versed on official lab work, is not only a sponge for learning, but is also beyond a genius in terms of applied science; he can make high-tech gadgets after a dumpster dive, and run algorithms on his old laptop to find flaws in programs HE coded manually. He can spot a bad connector and fix it with parts from a hardware store and components taken from an old cell phone. Crime is still an issue, even in a city full of heroes, but he still does his part even when it sometimes seems pointless, hopeless. The guy makes do with what he has, faces overwhelming odds, and keeps pushing through it. Sure, on the surface it seems more fantastical, but in context, he’s really much more humanized.

And on top of that, he has the same problems you and I have. He’s behind on rent and even though he gets paid at the end of the week, his landlord wants it in three days… or else. He showed up late to work with a dirty, ripped shirt because he stops a mugging on the way in, or because he overslept due to being on patrol AND trying to get his studies done. He had to work for a boss he couldn’t stand so he could have enough cash to keep the lights on, food on the table, and his aunt cared for. He’s got relationship issues he has to work through, issues beyond his own hangups about letting people get close.

Hell, what really drives that home for me is a scene in the game where Peter actually gets evicted from his apartment and his landlord tosses his stuff in the trash. Peter has an actual panic attack as he realizes that include his Spider-Drive. A little USB Flash Drive that contains EVERYTHING, all his prototypes, research, dossiers on villains, every idea he’s had… all compressed and encrypted on one tiny flash drive accidentally tossed in the trash. While it’s not usually that extreme for us, we’ve all been there. We’ve all had something go missing of vital importance. And that, to me, hit home in a way Batman, with his remote access to his 200-exabyte storage supercomputer, just never can. That’s not even touching on how this man with superpowers manages to feel hunger fatigue, pain, etc. and has a story set over a period of weeks vs one man doing all this with little-to-no exhaustion setting in… all in one night. Peter is humanized, Bruce is idealized.

Spider-Man is one of the first superhero games to not only make you feel like a superhero but to show you that… the superhero there on the screen? He IS you. He is all of us in SO many ways.

And that’s why, to me, between this and the Arkham series… it doesn’t come close. Marvel’s Spider-Man IS the greatest superhero game, and one of THE greatest pieces of superhero media of ALL TIME.

this is it.

this is the best tweet i’ve seen.

conner treating jon like his baby brother until he remembers that he’s superman’s clone and just grabbing john and going ‘hey kid i’m your father now’ and jon calls him dad 2 sometimes because it makes clark sigh really loudly.

lois thinks the entire thing is hilarious

Some of my favorite Marcus To-Tim Drake commissions

so the academy is reviewing whether or not to remove Will Smith’s award and here are some interesting tweets about that :)

it’s gonna be absolutely soul crushing when (inevitably) one of the main characters dies in vol 2. but imagine one of them actually dies the same way vecna’s other victims did.

it’s going to be so gruesome to watch. absolutely traumatizing. seeing a character we love so much die in such a brutal way.

but what’s going to be even worse is seeing the other people’s reactions. we’re watching a beloved character die like that. but they’re watching their friend, their family, get murdered in such a cruel fashion. and it’s going to be absolutely heartbreaking.

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bernard loves taking care of tim after his missions of saving gotham. he knows that tim’s always so stubborn in a self preservation type of deal, but he doesn’t care. if he can’t help him out in the field, he can help him at home.

bernard assists by first helping tim shed off his robin suit. he’s careful with his movements, not wanting to jostle the fragile thing beneath his fingertips. he was the last person to ever hurt him, and he didn’t want to ever be one of those people. so he takes his time helping him out of his clothes, allowing tim the space to say no at any moment.

he doesn’t.

so bernard slowly guides tim to the bathroom, cleaning his dirt covered hair with gentle fingers before washing off all the dried blood and debris that caught onto his achy skin. he loves how thorough he is, almost passing out in the tub before being softly shaken so he could keep his eyes open.

tim’s embarrassed to be treated so gently, unlike the roughness of the outside world, but he doesn’t vocalize it because he likes it. he likes being taken care of more than anything and he knows he shouldn’t get attached, but he can’t help it.

and after treating him like he was the most precious treasure on earth, bernard helps tim out of the bath and change into pajamas. tim requests wearing bernard’s clothes because it would make him feel safer, and bernard agrees happily.

but before they could sleep, tim needed to get bandaged up. bernard fished out his first aid kit that he bought immediately after finding out his boyfriend was robin and began to carefully wrap every scratch, cut, and bruise that needed to be compressed. he’s so attentive to what hurt and what didn’t, how each bandage was wrapped tight so there wasn’t a risk of infection or how the gauzes were placed so accurately that it caused a flare up in him.

tim feels like he’s gonna cry.

not because he hates this— oh no, far from it. it’s so intimate and sweet that it’s foreign to him. he’s never had anyone handle him with such kindness before. sure, there was bruce, but bruce wasn’t bernard. no one was.

he notices his choked up expression (of course he does, bernard notices everything) and he placed a gentle kiss as a reminder that he was still there and that he didn’t think any less of him for coming home half dead nearly every week.

after the bandages were done, bernard takes tim into his bed and lays him down. he intended to leave so he could sleep but he felt a gentle clutch at his wrist and a soft sob like voice rip through the air.

“please. stay.”

and how could bernard deny a request like that? he just nods, pressing a benign kiss to tim’s forehead to ensure that he’d stay. sliding into the place next to him, he doesn’t comment about the way tim immediately clings to him and keeps a tight grip on his shirt, almost acting as a lifeline of sorts.

he needs bernard to stay grounded.

and bernard needs him to stay alive.