Luke Skywalker Mistaken To Be Anakin Skywalker's Biological Father

Luke Skywalker mistaken to be Anakin Skywalker's biological father

Okay, so I'm not like a scientist. And I don't know much about DNA tests but this is Star Wars. Paternity tests check if the child's DNA matches up to the father's DNA by 50%. That also means the Father's DNA matches the child's by 50%.

It's obvious who is the parent and who is the child by age.

But if you throw in time travel... could the child be mistaken as the father?

Aka a story in which Luke Skywalker time travels to the past to a period after Shmi's death but during the Clone Wars. And Luke Skywalker gets mistaken (by DNA tests) to be Anakin Skywalker's father.

The age gap is a little fishy, but considering just how knowledgeable Luke Skywalker is in slave culture and the fact that Luke wasn't there for Anakin's birth... Luke was probably a slave himself as well, a young teenager in slavery. Anakin assumes that Luke and Shmi were married (due to the same last names) and that misunderstanding remains.

Anyways, just how would Star Wars change with Anakin now having a father in the picture, said father being known to the public as the new leader of Tatooine and Hutt Slayer, and Luke being horrified at how oppressive and different the Jedi Order is from what he was told.

zhongli thoughts im bored

i am obsessed with the imagery of him holding a golden fan just below his eyes and gazing over the city

highly proficient in all makeup, cosmetics and accessories, you need to dress up nicely for a fancy occasion he can have you looking like a goddess just give him some time

he sits in the sun a lot, when he had the exuvia he would sit on the tallest mountains and sleep in the sun

Unlike the other archons zhongli is closely attached to the sun, he is like the sun in many ways, he guides people, brightens their lives, plants and life thrive under his care

However the sun is still deadly, those who get too close to him burn up in his presence and those who keep their distance are trapped in the shadow he casts and lose themselves, like the sun in the sky he is meant to shine brightly all by himself

i am obsessed with the imagery of zhongli sitting in a bathtub and all of his draconic features just come out one by one, first his arms turn gold and then come his claws. Next comes the horns on the top of his head as his hair grows longer and longer. Last is the tail which flops over the edge of the tub

He can't sing but he has some talent with instruments, a habit he picked up from being around quizhong, ping and venti for so long, he can work with string instruments best

He will pat your head, he can't help it, if hu tao has her hat off and she makes him smile that hand will be on her head

crazy thought of the liyue gang playing hide and seek, like xiangling, xingqiu, yunjin, xinyan, hutao and chongyun playing this huge game and they run all over the city it becomes a huge affair at one point xiangling is "it" and she can't find anyone but she comes across zhongli sitting in his favorite spot at third round knockout and she's like "sorry to disturb you but have you seen hu tao" and he smiles and is like "well i don't know about the director but i saw a blue haired exorcist up at the terrace he might be around the glaze lilies" and xiangling thanks him and goes to chase chongyun down, zhongli whispers behind him "she's gone" and then 4 of them, xingqiu, yunjin, xinyan and hutao just poke out from behind him (they want to keep hiding behind him but with a smile he shoos them away to play the game properly)

zhongli is painfully popular you can take the man out of the archon but you can't take the archon out of the man

zhongli likes to keep the moon by his side specifically the people who are like the moon; guizhong, venti, xiao, azhdaha, rukkha, ganyu the list goes on and on -perhaps they are naturally drawn together its unclear who gravitates to who but even liyue itself is a beautiful moon he can cling to

zhongli can petrify things with his hands, just lightly brushing his fingertips over anything will encase it in stone and with a short breath it will crumble to dust

mr. workaholic the reason why we never see him at work and always on vacation is because he goes crazy and completes all the paperwork and it scares hutao so she kicks him out (but then he spends all his money so he has to come back the cycle never ends)

as a consultant zhongli takes on many jobs if they hire him from wangsheng he’s quite expensive though ganyu tries her best to direct the qixing away from him but some things are unavoidable and they require his assistance

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kimchi3174

11 months ago

A sprite of Protag awkwardly smiling edited above a tweet saying "After like 5 to 7 traumatic experiences, everything just becomes funny tbh".

A sprite of Protag looking shocked edited beside a Tumblr post which says "Your mooseboy bf just ran into the hood of a moving car in Stephenville and killed a family of four". Above the words "mooseboy bf", there is a semi-transparent sprite of Fake Coworker looking startled. Below the post is a response saying "It's okay, I told him to do that" with Fake Protag beside it.

A Tumblr post saying "Oh, you're touch starved? Here, eat up. *fucking punches you*" with a sprite of Coworker beside it.

A Tumblr text post saying "Bro, I'm not coming over, the only drinks you have is nefarious elixir" with a sprite of Protag looking distressed beside it. On the word 'you', there is a semi-transparent sprite of a gleeful Normal Guy.

A string of Tumblr text posts. The first says, "Fun fact! Did you know you can gain extra 'forbidden time' by staying up late in the night? But Watch Out" with a sprite of Normal Guy beside it. The second says, "Shit, this is great, you can get so much done if you don't sleep!" with a happy sprite of Protag beside it. The final says "The consequences" in all caps and red text with a panicked sprite of Protag beside it.

Two Tumblr posts. The first says "I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet's corpse. it is also worth noting that the only reason I have to much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper's daughter. And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello. And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a child's birthday party. When did my life get this weird?" A sprite of Protag is beside it. The second post says, "Your life is a fucking sidequest" with a sprite of Coworker next to it.

A Tumblr post with a glamourous sprite of Coworker beside it. The post says, "I'm trying hard to live by Cat Principles. 1: I am glorious above all things. 2: Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored. 3: Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine. 4: Show displeasure clearly. 5: NO. 6: Demand the things you want. If they aren't given, demand them again, but louder this time. 7: If you are touched when you don't want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed."

Four Tumblr posts. The first says, "*traps you in my mindscape*" and has a happy sprite of Normal Guy beside it. The second says, "Oh, hey, it's pretty cozy here" with a sprite of Protag next to it. The third says, "*deploys the creature*" with a sprite of Normal Guy in the same pose but with an entirely darkened face leaving only his eyes visible beside it. The fourth says, "Aw, man!! What the fuck!!! This sucks!!!" with a panicked sprite of Protag next to it.

An image of 18 Tumblr notifications with a semi-transparent sprite of Normal Guy winking. Below it are two Tumblr posts. The first one says "What did I do?" with a sprite of a panicked Protag. The second says, "Fun facts: it takes 18 messages to send the entirety of the Bee Movie script. Who knew?" with a no longer panicked sprite of Protag.

A Tumblr post with a sprite of Protag next to it. The post says, "I don't have a train of thought. I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming."

Three Tumblr posts assigned to Protag, Coworker, and Normal Guy respectively. The first says, "Scary how fast someone can mean so much to you". The second says, "Scary how fast you can mean nothing to someone". The third says, "Scary how fast I switched my car insurance to Geico."

Three TikTok comments. A glamourous sprite of Coworker is beside the first comment with says "Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss". A Protag sprite is beside the second comment which says, "What does that even mean?". Normal Guy is beside the third which says, "Biblical reference".

A Tumblr post which says, "Walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say, 'You should see the other guy' and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood". Below the post is a sprite of Fake Protag and a semi-transparent sprite of a distressed Fake Coworker.

Four Tumblr posts. Normal Guy is beside the first two which say, "Nice frontal lobe" and "*stirs it like a latte*". The third post is a keyboard smash with a distressed Protag beside it. The final post has Normal Guy smiling next to it saying "The procedure was a success".

A Facebook image post which says, "I accidentally showed some weakness earlier today. It was disgusting, I would not recommend it" with a disgusted sprite of Coworker beside it.

A smiling sprite of Coworker beside a Tumblr post which says, "'This is the hill you want to die on?' Oh, no, I just love arguing. I fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. Sorry for the confusion!"

Three Tumblr posts. The first one says, "[Showing you my camera roll] Oh, yeah, here's me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid" with the CG of Protag and Coworker's first meeting semi-transparent beside it. The second says "That's me scared because I found the Witch's Hut" with a semi-transparent sprite of Protag looking scared and the door to the bedroom on Floor 4. The final says, "These next few are me killing" with semi-transparent CGs of Protag killing Coworker with scissors.

A sprite of Fake Protag against the elevator background with a Tumblr post saying "I have been in this gay ass room for ten thousand years" edited on top of him.

Three text posts all by the same person. The first says, "Metal is so fucking good, I'm eating it" with a smiling sprite of Fake Protag beside it. The second says, "The genre. The music. I'm eating the music (metaphorically). I am not a goat" in all caps with a distressed sprite of Fake Protag beside it. The last one says, "Stop saying I like to eat sheet metal" in all caps and a larger font with a sprite of Fake Protag brandishing scissors.

A screenshot of a Discord conversation. The first message says, "It's me. The New York Stabber" with Fake Protag to the left of it. The second says, "Oh, hey" with Protag to the right of it. The third says, "Can you come to New York?" with Fake Protag looking awkward to the left of it. The final says "Why" with a sprite of Protag looking confused.

A Tumblr post edited above Normal Guy which says, "Nobody knows where I came from. I just showed up one day and started doing my thing and God was like, 'Who the hell is that? I didn't invite them".

Three Tumblr posts. The first says, "Elevator smell is so libidinous" with a glamourous sprite of Coworker beside it. The second has a sprite of Protag beside it and says, "You are always using words". The final says, "Well, they're just sitting there" with a sprite of Coworker beside it.

Hi, Elevator Hitch fandom. Come get y'all juice. :]

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kimchi3174

11 months ago

I want Deshret Alhaitham to be canon because it would be hilariously ironic for Rahman.

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kimchi3174

2 months ago

Day 10: Hallucinations

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11 months ago

Genshin Character Names' Meanings

Hello there! So, I remember I once saw a post about meanings of some characters' names in another fandom, and while some of those names probably were given to those characters just because they fit, some of them certainly were chosen for their meaning, and well, it was just interesting to read! And yeah, here I am, in today's series of "I have freaking nothing else to do" I brought you a list of meanings for Genshin characters' names (today only Travelers and Mondstadt).

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Aether | Comes from the highest air layer - where the gods live, and from the god who embodies it in Greek mythology; Also not sure whether it's connected, but fun fact: in Latin "Iter" means «Journey»

Lumine | Literally «Light» in Latin

Kong (Chinese Aether) | «Heavenly», «Air» or «Sky» - Chinese Name

Ying (Chinese Lumine) | Literally «Glimmer», «Twinkling» or «Light» in Chinese and a Chinese Name

Sora (Japanese Aether) | Literally «Sky» in Japanese and a Japanese Name

Hotaru (Japanese Lumine) | Literally «Firefly» in Japanese and a Japanese Name

Paimon | Comes from King Paimon, the 9th of Goetia Demons

Amber | Well, in her case it obviously references her eyes that carry that color, and it is also similar to the word «ember», which underlines her being a Pyro wielder; Also «Fierce» as an originally Arabic or Celtic Name

Kaeya | «Monsoon Flower» - Sanskrit Name

Lisa | «God's Promise» - German Name

Jean | «God is Gracious» - Originally French Name

Barbara | Although in our world it is believed to come from barbarians, in context of Genshin she might've been named so after Barbatos, the Archon rulling over her nation. It also makes sense considering how her father also serves at the church; Also «Foreign», «Strange» as an originally Greek Name

Diluc | Comes from «diluculum» - Latin for «Dawn»

Noelle | «Christmas» - Originally French Name

Klee | Literally «Clover» in German

Albedo | Term for the fraction of sunlight that is diffusely reflected by a body; also a Latinicized alchemical term meaning «Whiteness» and «Purification»

Sucrose | A chemical element, also known as C₁₂H₂₂O₁₁, or just sugar

Mona | «Solitary», «Adviser» or «Wish» - German Name

Fischl | Considering German grammatics, literally means «Little Fish»

Amy | «Beloved», «Dearly Loved» - German Name

Bennett | «Blessed» - Originally French and Latin Name

Rosaria | «Rosary» or «Wreath of Roses» - Derives from originally Latin Name Rosarius/Rosarium

Diona | «Goddess» or «From the Sacred Spring» - German Name

Eula | Could be based on the german word for owl Eule or the German Name Ulla which means «Will»

Mika | «Who is like God» - German Name

Venti | Sounds similar to the word «windy», also literally «Winds» in Italian

Barbatos | Comes from Duke Barbatos, the 8th of Goetia Demons

Crepus | Comes from «crepusculum» - Latin for «Dusk»

Seamus | «Supplanter» - Originally Irish Name

Frederica | «Peaceful Ruler» - German Name

Alice | «Noble» or «Exalted» - Originally German Name

Rhinedottir | Originally Rhine was a name for someone who lived by the Rhine river in German, yet the word itself originates from the word 'renos', which means «Flowing Water» or «Raging Flow»; meanwhile "dottir" is «Daughter» in Icelandic

Barbeloth | May derive from the Gnostic aeon Barbēlō, a supreme, androgynous entity in Gnosticism known as God's first thought, being his "feminine aspect" and the Mother-Father of the aeons

Nicole | «Victory of the People» - Originally French Name

Varka | Likely based on the Old Persian 𐎺𐎼𐎣 (varka), meaning «Wolf»

Decarabian | Comes from Marquis Decarabia, the 69th of Goetia Demons

Dvalin | Comes from a dwarf in Old Norse tales, meaning «The Dormant One» or «The One Slumbering» (akin to the Danish and Norwegian "dvale" and Swedish "dvala", meaning «Sleep, «Unconscious Condition» or «Hibernation»).

Durin | Overally associated with a dwarf named Durin, who is also from Norse tales, though some say it is of Latin origin and means «Firm», «Enduring»

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Yeah, here it is! I know, I basically made a compilation of things you can find yourself in Google, buuuuuut in case you were too lazy or not curious enough to do so, I did so in your stead! And I have to admit that those are not names of my homeland, and I may not know all their variations or significance, yet I'm still interested, and I'll be happy if you're willling to correct me. And maybe I will even dig in deeper into the topic next time!

So, see you!

Edited: Yeah, I added a few more meaningful characters and Travelers' names on other languages + a few other tiny additions. I think now it seems a little more complete. Next up is Liyue!

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kimchi3174

11 months ago

Hello I’m Back After Months 💀💀 (Legit Deleted The App)

Hello I’m back after months 💀💀 (Legit deleted the app)

More Arahaitham content just dropped. Istg even doodling their outfits is difficult I wish the designs were more simpler 😭

For those who don’t know; Arahaitham is an AU where Alhaitham is Nahida’s familiar and an aranara that can talk and have mannerisms of a human. Being granted a human form, his job is to be the middle man between the Dendro Archon and her people, being her set of eyes and first responder. Nobody knows he is an aranara because not only will jeopardize their plan if people find out.. It’s just his aranara form is embarrassing! His friend group doesn’t know, the akademiya doesn’t know, not even the traveler (Lumine) knows… until later on…

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kimchi3174

6 months ago

since you did Stan and Hermes, why not Ford and Athena?