Reblog To Add +10 Haunting Power To Your Ghost When You Die

The Hazbin Hotel fan-content is split into pre-release and post-release of the first season the same way the bible is split into old testament and new testament.

scara hc: sad wet kitten scara was born after he met kazuha's friend's cat. how dare his boyfriend give another feline attention? why does kazuha allow that his fur on his clothes? kitten scara will sit in the rain until kazuha (who saw his theatrics from a window) shows up on their porch, crouches down and opens his arms wide. scara 1 - white cat 0

youre so right

deshret reincarnation theory except! the moment alhaitham learns about it he falls to his knees and mourns his perfectly normal generic life and then passes out from the exhaustion of visibly emoting

The funniest thing about Alhaitham living with Kaveh is that this smug scholar must have realized, at some point, that every day Kaveh comes home, the man is disproving Alhaitham's fundamental beliefs about the world. People are primarily self-motivated; find out what everyone in the room wants, and play them against each other to achieve your objective.

Meanwhile Kaveh comes home like "hi idiot I brought you a loaf of your favorite 1000 grain bread from that one baker you like. It took an hour out of my afternoon, where's my thanks? Alhaitham? I know you can hear me through those-" and under alllll that sass, what he's saying is, my love for you is eternal. I came home once and I will come home forever. My objective is to make you and everyone else I love happy and safe, at the cost of my own time and well-being. Game theory that, dumbass.

Would love to see the look on Alhaitham's face the next time he opens his mouth to claim that humans cannot love unconditionally, remembers that "people like Kaveh" somehow "survive," and he just. Stops before he even starts. Crosses his arms. "Hm."

Sometimes I think about whatever poor soul they've gotten to be the Grand Sage in Alhaitham's place. Like, I M A G I N E being in that person's shoes.

The guy you're replacing staged a full-blown revolution that overthrew your entire nation's way of life because he was concerned he might have to work overtime.

He looks like he could bench press you. He looks like he can shoot lasers with his mind.

This guy you're replacing is on first name basis with the chief of police, the head of Fish and Game, the guy who designed half your country's infrastructure, an entire band of warring desert mercenaries, a millennia-years-old dragon-fighting alien--

For that matter, this guy you're replacing is on first name basis with god.

Shit, you're even hearing rumors that he's somehow the reincarnation of King Deshret?! What will people come up with next??

And yet somehow, somehow this guy fully expects to show up on Tuesday, sit at his desk for eight hours doing nothing more complicated than stamping papers, and then... he wants to just... go home.

What are you even supposed to do with this?

The guy who got arrested for fist-fighting the last grand sage wants to be your secretary.

May Lesser Lord Kusanali have mercy on you, sir or ma'am, because if you come between him and the punch clock, Alhaitham will not.

Scaramouche after getting his Mecha suit. (Comic by me )

Finally debuting my telemachus design 🙏

Little Wolf basically :

Concepts and more concepts! This time I went on to design BE’s additional monitor body and her own version of the monolith, which would be an olive tree with her speech engraved in it.

For her monitor I obviously based it off the iMac g3, such beautiful lads… it would fit her perfectly imo :3c. Regarding the ‘survivors’ I’m still workin on them.

matching shirts