"IN THIS BRIEFCASE IS YOUR HEALTH AND WELLBEING. YOU CAN TAKE IT HOME WITH YOU IF CAN RUN FASTER THAN

Heard I can ask you stuff, so I will. When you said I should make an account, did you really think I wouldn't spam you? Stalk you? Take your data and sell it to shady governement people?? uh?? Did you trust me in your heart to not do something evil with that power?? How foolish. Thats where you're right, I won't bother you too much but I will spam like ur posts. Love u (/p)

yay I'm being threatened!!!!!! ily2 <3 /p

stephcass edit with Sofia by clairo but the main focus is the line: "Sofia know that you and I, shouldn't feel like a crime"

stephcass edit to 18 by Anarbor main lines are these:

angst.

better way to dispose of the teeth: shatter them

it's hard to do, yeah. But worth it because if someone finds shattered teeth, are they gonna know what they are? Probably not.

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

just watched a full HSR lore video

ok @lilbulletgirl , now that I have your attention, I hope you fail Science

what if I still felt anything for you

what if I still knew what I was feeling

what if I wasn't seeing the worst in you

what if I stopped being the problem

this isn't toxic. I'm just roots that grow into an organism, kill and leave.

just nature

sometimes we all need that main character moment. and sometimes that main character moment is "i need to call wife and tell her i'm not doing too okay". and then you don't

being objectified but like in the way YES PLS I'M SUCH A GOOD SWORD IK

...or like a crow. or wolf. I'd like to think I am very rabid dog coded mayhaps

just said a phrase that my mother says all the time

be right back, going to reconsider all of my habits I can't be turning into her

hopped on ao3 thinking I'd make a draft rq. on my phone. And then remembered I'm a laptop girly and now I lost my idea bc I took the time to get out my laptop bc I hate typing on my phone. The agony. The excruciating agony.

the audacity of Gmail to give me notifications for things that aren't emails from ao3. do not care about security alerts. tell me about kudoses.