Hey, One Fans, Look Who I Drew:

Is it bad that I know what they’re quoting?

And that the episode it’s referencing is s2 e9?

Also (credits to the original artist):

I pieced all the images together to get the full page

And I’m working on a colored redraw too

And YES I’m crediting the original artist

Local octodad gets a ticket for speeding

Oh! Such blasphemy! I’m also shocked!

/j (obviously)

This just lives in my head rent free now…

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Cartoon tropes peaked at having two talking animal husbands adopt and raise a child together.

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Why are you drinking my floorboards seductively? Me and my floorboards are in a committed relationship and I do not appreciate this

I deeply apologize for the misunderstanding. This is meant entirely as a joke. I would never drink a floorboard without it’s consent, especially if it’s in a healthy relationship. And I’m hoping you treat your floorboards with the love and respect they deserve.

Thanks for the question, Floorboard Anon!

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