Hello Fellow Maladaptive Daydreamer, It Is I, Your Fellow Maladaptive Daydreamer

if you are in high school and you follow me idc if you learn nothing else from me, but learn this: do not join the fucking military. they will promise you all sorts of things in exchange for joining their muder-system for a few years. do not listen to them. you won’t find a sense of purpose, you won’t find an adventure, you might not even get the money they promise you for college. if you survive, you’ll come back with blood on your hands, feeling just as aimless as before except knowing you’re a killer. the government will drop you like hot potatoes the second you are not useful to them, and you will be on your own with nothing but some ptsd and a more intimate understanding of the phrase “blood for oil.”

I will walk to Nickelodeon studios and break their *dolphin noise* kneecaps

Sorry if I sound super fucking insensitive but did Nickelodeon really wait until an acceptable enough time has passed since Stephen Hillenburg’s death to green light Spongebob spinoffs

if youre name is jeff unfollow me. you might be a the killer.

I ended up watching shows like Family Guy, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, etc. with my older brother when he would watch me when my parents went out to do stuff. He thought it was fine bc I was so young I wouldnt understand any of it lmao but I ended up looking stuff up and bro it messed me up fr 😂 even though I enjoy shows like that now it was too much for 8 yr old me

everyone reblog this and tag it with the piece of media that you consumed when you were too young to handle it and it scarred you, i’ll start, mine was the things they carried

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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disclaimer: I am east asian. if anyone who is not white sees anything wrong with my phrasing, inaccuracies, or insensitivity, or something I missed, please feel free to add on. I'm just one person with one perspective; none of what I say should be taken as The Singular way to draw an Asian character. if you havent done so already, please take the effort to expand your view of Asian culture outside this one tutorial.

if a white person reblogs this and adds something stupid I'm going to bite and kick you like a wild animal

Not to rain on y'alls parade but….

Adam Lanza shot and killed 27 people

Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris shot and killed 13 people

Dylann Roof was a white supremacist and killed 9 innocent people

Nikolas Cruz was violently racist, sexist, and homophobic and he killed 17 people

These people are monsters!!!!

Every school shooter and serial killer associated with the true crime community are Monsters!!!

STOP FUCKING ROMANTICIZING THEM!!!!!

here’s a small doodle I did earlier and I’m lowkey proud of it 🥺 should I color it??

Overthinking sub sandwich. I would never bet a dime on this horse bro

Catastrophize Benedictine