Icb Jack & Shiro Are Both Filing To Adopt One Another @soldierwatch

@stolenbystars​ sent:  imagine sharing a bed with............. me ,

Another TFLN Meme

[text]: Just please try not to piss _____ off, I really can’t afford to find a new drug dealer again [text]: Well I’ve made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I’ve got this babysitting thing down [text]: Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas [text]: He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn’t disappointed. [text]: alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a sprained ankle. i die now [text]: Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming I’M UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE [text]: This ER has an aquarium in it!!! [text]: I’m fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life? [text]: You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when I’m drunk because “I could have died”. [text]: He’s tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should’ve shaved my armpits [text]: You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink. [text]: i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it. [text]: anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj [text]: Someone said we’re out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying ‘but where will all the polar bears live”. That drunk. [text]: I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when I’m drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me. [text]: He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child. [text]: I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this. [text]: At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks? [text]: Quick question. What’s the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders? [text]: Go back and try to find another to go home with. [text]: I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs. [text]: Ah, but I don’t wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday. [text]: I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone’s foreheads so they kicked me out [text]: This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It’s now a love polygon and I want out [text]: You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls. [text]: There’s so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now [text]: Just told myself the phrase “You’re not THAT single” while dressing myself [text]: who are you and why are you in my phone as Dr. Seuss [text]: so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning [text]: you tried to order a margarita mcflurry and when they said they didn’t make those you tried to call 911 [text]: all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed [text]: not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn’t use stairs [text]: I wonder if wearing only a tiara counts as being clothed. [text]: Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a “shady motherfucker.” Can’t argue with that one. [text]: thanks for bringing me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated. [text]: I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.

the millennium series by stieg larsson death, violence, suicide mention.  

“i’m a survivor. i do what i have to do to survive.”  

“you’ll have my support if you need it.”

“i’m just a freak, that’s all.”

“you don’t believe in god?”

“thanks for being my friend.”

“sorry. i wasn’t listening.”

“you’re going to have some serious bruises for a while.”

“that was brave but awfully stupid.”

“you look like you just woke up.”

“everyone has secrets. it’s just a matter of finding out what they are.”

“up until then, i had thought about killing myself.” 

“this is… not healthy.”

“what would you do if it was me?”

“i think you’re awake.”  

“would you like company?”

“i’m not a child any more.”

“if your questions piss me off, i won’t answer.” 

“everyone has to have something to believe in.”

“fuck you too. need help?”

“i’m going to kill you!”

“a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, and all that crap.”

“you have to concentrate on getting well.”

“usually it’s other people who don’t give a shit about me.”

“you look like a car crash.”  

“why don’t you want to talk to the police?”

“i can keep a secret, if that’s what you’re wondering.”

“you’ve been hurt and had surgery.”

“i need somebody to tell me if i’m doing anything stupid.”

“they’ll twist what i say and use it against me.”

“what kind of weapon is it?”

“what i’m thinking of asking you is unethical and it might be illegal. but morally, it’s the right thing to do.”

“no bones broken?”  

“i wasn’t going to let that motherfucker kill you.”

“go home and get some sleep.”

“if you’re nice to me, i’ll be nice to you.”

“that was a serious mistake.”

“don’t ever do anything for nothing.”    

“that’s not a detail, it’s a whole novel.”

“you’ve had an operation and you’re in the intensive care unit.”

“am i being arrested?”

“you don’t give a shit about other people.”

“i thought you’d died.”

»» Wardrobe ( part 2 )

a bit of a contrast from his canon wardrobe, shiro’s everyday, normal life choices in clothing are, naturally, more… relaxed. the two important factors in his choices remain, however: functionality & comfort. not overly concerned with style, he wears what he likes and what keeps him comfy. he favours big sweaters that are oversized, even on him, and is well-known to have some really obnoxious and hideous patterned ones that he genuinely likes the look of. shirts, however, vary from fitted to loose depending on what he feels like wearing on a given day, and pants are much the same. his favourite shoes will always be combat boots, but he has a couple pairs of sneakers, too.

colours are most often muted and typically dark, save for his massive sweaters. where most of his shirts are black or grey or white, his sweaters come in any colour, varying brightness, and all sorts of patterns. he even has one where the front is just a massive picture of his dog’s face, but what do you want from him? he has a real appreciation for ugly sweaters.

Delivered to @kienokoru​ with a hug and a lil’ cheek kiss uwu

where else can you find me?  i tend to be all over the place, spending time wherever i have the most muse on a given day. should you want to follow me elsewhere, here’s a list of all of my currently active blogs:

bigaoneun:  kang si-u, an original character created for ghost’s undercity (he does have other verses though!). an anxious blind boy with a green thumb & a great deal of pent up rage.

yosulbujog:  baek minjoon, an original character created for a modern setting. an apathetic witch who prefers gaming over witchcraft & makes a living as a streamer.

byanyan:  byan, an original character created for ghost’s undercity (they will have other verses though!). a fiery teen whose hobbies include kicking your ass & stealing your things, all while wearing a hello kitty backpack.

I do. I did it. I did. I had to. I have to. I have to live.

— Aisha Sasha John, from “I like it when we give the world to itself,” I Have to Live

stardust is golden, it settles on your skin and you shine with it. you breathe it in, and your insides turn to light, to the fiery blaze of cosmos.

where the hell is everybody this morning

HECK IT. this is a straight up starter call for my witch / magic / fantasy verse. i’m craving stuff so bad lmfao.

just a little rundown since i have no verse info up yet: this verse is FLEXIBLE AF. it’s literally a general fantasy verse for me to write some guilty pleasure tropes with shiro ok. as for shiro in the verse, he’s a space witch who was bitten by a werewolf in his teens. the curse suppressed his magic but over time & with a lot of work he slowly manages to reconnect with it. he lives with and sort of works as an assistant for an earth shaman ( @grimesucker​ ) in the middle of a forest.

feel free to come at me to plot if you’d like to before i write something for you. multis pls specify a muse you want the starter for. thx for enabling me bbs. ♡