sentences from the youtube series , buzzfeed unsolved . primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .
“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
“ it’s not impressive , no one’s impressed ”
“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
“ as god as my witness , he snapped him in half ”
“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
“ you can live in the cave ”
“ i’m a big fan of your name ”
“ the fact that you steal , that’s really funny to me ”
“ that’s the greatest thing to steal : a man’s joy ”
“ because i’m a masochist ”
“ i’m going to regret this ”
“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
“ cowards , all of you ”
“ i’m strange and off putting ”
“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
“ here you are , smiling in the face of the devil ”
“ i hate bats ”
“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
“ not today devil birds , not today ”
“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
“ i think i’m gonna cry ”
“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears , this is my worst nightmare ”
“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
“ were you making horse noises ? ”
“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
“ well this is horrifying ”
“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
“ you talk to hide from the silence ”
“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles ! 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”
vagasbonds.
❛ SHIRO – i missed you ! ❜ without room for protest , an arm is thrown around shiro’s shoulders ( well , shoulder area … the height difference kills it ) , ❛ ya didn’t go anywhere. just missed ya. how’s it going ? ❜
&& . @kienokoru / take the clingy goblin child
“ because i was on the other side of the room for two minutes? ” though his tone is flat, there’s a lilt of AMUSEMENT to it which matches the look on his face, an eyebrow quirked as he peers down at elias. really, it’s hard to be annoyed by when it’s such a clear show of how far they’ve come since their first meeting.
“ we MIGHT need to talk about attachment issues, ” he teases, wrapping an arm over elias’ shoulders in return. “ otherwise, it’s going just fine. ”
BOOK STARTERS VOL.12 ACROSS THE UNIVERSE BETH REVIS
❛ I never thought about how important the sky was until I didn’t have one. ❜
❛ Dreams are like that: they go in and out of memories and scenes, but they’re never real. They’re never real, and I hate them because they aren’t. ❜
❛ Power isn’t control at all — power is strength, and giving that strength to others. ❜
❛ A leader isn’t someone who forces others to make him stronger. ❜
❛ A leader is someone willing to give his strength to others that they may have the strength to stand on their own. ❜
❛ In the end, we are alone. ❜
❛ It is like a piece of my soul is lost, empty. ❜
❛ If my life on Earth must end, let it end with a promise. Let it end with hope. ❜
❛ Sorry? Sorry isn’t enough. ❜
❛ Every single thing I ever loved is beyond my reach now. Everything I ever wanted. Everything I ever was. ❜
❛ Will you stay with me? ❜
❛ A leader doesn’t make pawns - he makes people. ❜
❛ Do you hear that? The pulse of life from your heart, the slow in-and-out from your lungs? Even when you are silent, even when you block out all noise, your body is still a cacophony of life. Mine is not. ❜
❛ It is the silence that drives me mad. The silence that drives the nightmares to me. ❜
❛ There is nothing between us but rain. There is nothing between us at all. ❜
❛ I like a little chaos. ❜
❛ I will never, never be the same. ❜
❛ I quit thinking. ❜
❛ You must dedicate your whole life to this. ❜
❛ You can never show weakness in front of them: you are their strength. ❜
❛ You can never let them see you in despair: you are their hope. ❜
❛ What if I am dead? How can someone without a beating heart, without breathing lungs live like I do? I must be dead. ❜
❛ I want to scream. I want to throw open my eyes wake up and not be alone with myself anymore, but I can’t. I can’t. ❜
❛ I will spend all of eternity trapped in my dead body. I will be locked within myself forever. ❜
❛ Should we wait? ❜
❛ Just give me a chance! ❜
❛ It’s bad, being frozen, but it’s better than waking up alone. ❜
❛ Everyone has secrets and if you keep asking, you’ll see how far I’m willing to go to keep mine. ❜
❛ Memories always kill nightmares. ❜
❛ I’m going to find a way to fix you. ❜
❛ I am not broken. ❜
❛ People are supposed to be like that: obedient, calm, working together. It’s us who can’t obey, can’t focus, who can’t work together, — we’re the ones who aren’t normal. ❜
❛ What were you running from? ❜
❛ It’s not like I’ve done anything wrong! ❜
❛ I can get closer. ❜
❛ Like walking through water. Like drowning. ❜
❛ This journey… it’s long. ❜
❛ Why run? Run where? What’s the point? ❜
❛ People will survive anything for their children. ❜
❛ Does it matter if it’s a lie if it keeps us alive? ❜
❛ Old people die. It’s what they do. ❜
❛ This is… mating, it’s not love. ❜
❛ The first cause of discord is difference. ❜
❛ I’m not going to be the one to let her drown. ❜
❛ This is good. I want darkness. ❜
❛ Well, that did the trick. ❜
❛ I can’t do this. I can’t. It’s too much. ❜
❛ Everything is wrong here. Shattered. Broken. ❜
❛ I am surrounded by walls. I just replace one box for another. ❜
❛ What we imagine is often worse than the truth. ❜
❛ Oh, don’t worry, we’re all mad here. ❜
❛ I know I look different. But I’m just a person, like you. ❜
❛ I definitely think I’ve fallen into the rabbit hole. ❜
❛ I don’t like dreams. Sleep is too much like dying. ❜
❛ They are dreams, but I’m too out of control, I lose myself in them, and I’ve already lost too much to let them take over. ❜
• younger canon x older canon. • one is the imaginary friend of the other. • clones. • one is the multiple personality of the other. • twins. • one is the conscious of the other. • one from the future sent back in time to help the other. • one from the past sent to kill their future self. • one is a specific emotion of the other. such as their ‘happiness’ or their ‘rage’. • one is the guardian angel of the other. • one is light, one is dark. • hero side, villain side.
this girl is functional now. still a teeny bit wip but functional.
god, imagine sharing a bed with the person you love. chatting about dumb things! just sleeping! it’s like a sleepover but every night how sweet is that!!!!
WITCH AU.
born a rare space witch, shiro spent the first many years of his life learning and developing his magic & potential. even after the passing of his mother put him in an orphanage at the age of 11, he kept practicing, knowing it would have been what she’d wanted.
while out searching for some herbs for a particular ritual one evening, shiro found himself distracted as he listened to the planets & the stars - and most importantly, the full moon. lost in the sounds of the universe, he was unsuspectingly attacked by a couple of werewolves. the scene was gruesome; blood was everywhere as he was tugged at from either side by the both of them, as they clawed and bit, and attempted to drag him off. at some point during the horror, the boy fell unconscious in combination from shock and blood loss, thus he was unable to witness the beasts being scared off by an unknown entity, leaving him behind in a limp, bleeding heap.
when consciousness found him again, shiro was in an unfamiliar home rather than the dark woods. he was cleaned up, and many of his wounds had been healed to some degree. he had been found in the middle of the night by the earth shaman dox, who had brought him back to his cabin and taken care of him. though nothing could be done to bring back the arm which had been lost during the moments he was the rope in a game of tug o’ war between two giant wolves, dox had been able to heal all of his wounds at least to the point that they were no longer bleeding. over many days, he would be able to continue to heal the injuries until they were nothing but scars.
while initially he stays with the shaman simply to heal, dox invites him to stay rather than return to the orphanage. already at an age where they were bound to kick him out to live on his own at any point anyway, being seventeen, it’s all the more reason to accept. it also feels safer to him to keep himself in the middle of the woods, near as few people as possible, now that he’s been passed the curse of those who attacked him.
thus, shiro joins dox in a semi-hermit lifestyle, assisting the shaman in his work and coming to terms with his new state of being. the curse of a werewolf suppresses the magic of a witch bitten, so shiro has lost access to everything he’s spent so much of his life developing and skills that he would use regularly. with time, he becomes more well-adjusted to things. he comes to like most aspects of his life with dox, and learns a great deal from him - even begins to slowly regain some of his own magic with his help.
so, uh. i’ve gone ahead and re-added vld canon verses & vld aus to this blog. it’s been enough years that i’m somewhat less bitter about everything and, ultimately, i’m still weak for the positive aspects of the show.
that said, this blog is remaining multiverse-centric. there’s no real “main” verse, and i’ll tend to favour aus over canon stuff.
*chucking canon out the door* AND STAY OUT
#pretty nice person