How I Ship Evrsingle "heterosexual" Ship Ever

(Very oblivious) brother: lady's first

Me: STRANGLE THE CHILD

Ugh fine

CHAT TH POPE JUST FUCKING DIED WTF LMAO

Every time someone interacts with me, I get so fucking exited, yet everytime I interact on this website (especially with moots) I will either make it anonymous or just not send it 😭

Like I want friends so ba why do I do this to myself 😭😭😭

THANK YOU

I stumbled upon a website that allows you to blend any colors evenly no matter how opposite on the spectrum they are.

sharing the knowledge

very helpful art resource

Thinking about the fact I had to delete my old account, because one of my irl freinds scrolled so far through the billford tag (or was it fiddlestan) that they found one of my posts.

Worse, underground children's play places at museums. In my home city there was one with huge fake food as climbing structure.

underground parking garages are criminally underutilized as a horror setting. windowless curving concrete labyrinths stretching up and down and all around you, that's some Backrooms shit

@ no one bc I'm a lonely ass idiot

themes commonly found in international friendships

- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably

TX2 IS COMING TO MY CITY ON TOUR HELP

all these dang beautiful men eating out of my .... lake.... wait?