I’m One Mental Breakdown Away From Writing A Harry Styles Fleabag Version.

Simon Riley who gets your initials tattooed over his heart, but not in the conventional way.

The idea of getting your full name spooks him, cause what if he gets captured and some enemy agent sees? It's just too much of a risk for him. But initials are safer. Twice as much if they're hidden behind roman numerals.

So he reveals his new ink one day, during a quiet moment a few weeks after he gets it once it's healed up. He explains what the roman numerals are (they correspond to letters of the alphabet: A would be I, B is II, and so on) and what they mean, and you spend so long marveling at Simon's dedication that it takes you a minute to notice something... strange.

"There's no number for my last name."

He takes your hand, puts it over the numbers, and puts his forehead on yours.

"That's cause I'm hopin' you'll let me put the number 18 there, love."

I strongly belive Minerva knew how Sirius was treated at his home so when they weren't in class she'd talk to him and show interest in his life, in a weird mix between friend and mother, and he just loves it

Mcgonagall: what did you do over the summer Mr. Black?

Sirius, taking out a list: I was hoping you'd ask-

Mcgonagall, whispering: Mr. Black? Are the rumors true? Did Mr. Lupin ask you out?

Sirius: oh my God Minnie yes! I'm s excited, we're going to hogsmade to...

Sirius, holding up two hangers: ok, the black leather jacket with studs on the shoulders or the silver leather jacket with wings on the back?

Mcgonagall, sipping some tea: the black one makes your eyes pop more, but you definitely need a scarf of sorts if you don't want to catch a cold

Sirius: *is crying alone in a hallway*

Mcgonagall: *turns into a cat and curls up on his lap to comfort him*

EPIC III from Hadestown | Requested by Anonymous

between the stacks | r.l.

the one where you visit remus at work

pairing: remus lupin x fem!reader

cw: oral sex (fem/male!receiving), fingering, penetrative sex, daddy kink.

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Besides, I only wish to convey a message. A message? From Professor Dumbledore. He asked me to give you his best, and he hopes you enjoy your holiday.

Reid’s Slut Kinktober

It’s finally here. Kinktober is probably the only time I can get away with writing explicit, partly dark themes I don’t usually write. This is also kind of a celebration for hitting a milestone of 2k followers, which by the way, I’m very grateful for! I thank you all so, so much.

And I decided to do one story per week. There will be no taglist for this, so make sure to check in on the dates of each fic.

DISCLAIMER - The works underneath contains 18+ language/sexual/graphic content. Please do not interact if you are a minor or if you are uncomfortable with the themes.

(All fiction will be paired with fem!reader)

Oct. 6th - SILENT PLEA

softdom!spencer; Thigh-riding, teasing, semi-public, praise

Being a few feet away from your friends wasn’t going to stop you from seeking pleasure with your professor.

Oct. 13th - BATTLE SCARS

sub!spencer; Cunninglius, body worship, cockwarming

What started out as innocently counting body scars with your coworker, who you were stuck in the same room and bed with, ended far from being innocent.

Oct. 20th - A SPECIAL SHOW

virgin!spencer; Lingerie, Exhibitionist/voyeur, overstimulation, squirting

Worker by day, sex streamer by night. No one would’ve guessed you liked to touch yourself in front of billions of people online, except for your roommate, who you thought would be a great addition to your next late-night session.

Oct. 27th - MASTER OF PERSUASION

meandom!Spencer/Hotch; Threesome, creampie, dumbification, degradation, brat taming

Your involvement in a heinous crime was questioned by the two FBI agents who were eager to do anything to get you to talk.

Oct. 31st - DARK DESIRES

ghostface!spencer (based on this); Knifeplay, rough sex, orgasm denial, dacryphilia

A twisted encounter with the masked killer roaming in your neighborhood had you questioning your morals, because as it turn out, you were more attracted to him than you let on.

You may have noticed it gets darker and darker by the end of the month, which is actually intentional because I need to end it with a bang (pun intended).

Anyway… like, reblog, save this post for future reference. I will update the links every time I post the stories. Come and join in the fun!

And lastly, which one are you most excited for?😋

Check out my main masterlist!

dividers by @cafekitsune

reiderwriter's Kinktober mlist '23

Hi everyone! I'm super excited to announce that I'll be partaking in kinktober this year! It's my first year as a writer on tumblr and AO3 so I'm excited to give this a go!

I'll be posting (almost) a fic a day for the 31 days of October. All of them are Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader, and the details about each fic/kink can be found below the cut!

Because the tumblr algorithm doesn't reward daily posting and will probably shadow-ban me for posting daily (thanks to everyone who gave me that advice), I'll be posting everything on AO3, and only crossposting here twice a week. I know this isn't ideal for some of you, but I will go back to regular posting after October!

Let me know which day you're most looking forward to (me and day 1, 7, and 30 👀)!!

Without further ado, the masterlist!

tumblr uploads* || ao3 uploads

Sun 1st - Hate Sex - Mean!Dom! Spencer

Mon 2nd - Leather - roommate! Spencer

Tue 3rd - Collaring - pt.2 Black Cat reader

Wed 4th - Prostitution - sub! Spencer

Thu 5th - Titfucking - sub! Spencer

Fri 6th - DubCon - Reupload on AO3*

Sat 7th - Breeding - FWB! Spencer

Sun 8th - Virginity - coworker! Spencer

Mon 9th - Stripping - sub! Spencer

Tue 10th - Sex Toys - sub! Spencer

Wed 11th - Blindfold - soft dom! Spencer

Thu 12th - Somnophilia - dom! Spencer

Fri 13th - Menophilia - perv! Spencer

Sat 14th - Orgasm Denial - mean dom! Spencer

Sun 15th - Panties - DBF! Spencer/Hotch Daughter! Reader

Mon 16th - Temperature Play - dom! Spencer

Tue 17th - Make-up Sex - I Can See You pt. 2

Wed 18th - DP - dom! Spencer

Thu 19th - Spanking - Professor! Spencer

Fri 20th - Uniform - dom! Spencer

Sat 21st - Watersports - dom! Spencer

Sun 22nd - S&M - coworker! Spencer

Mon 23rd - Intercrural Sex - perv! Spencer

Tue 24th - Face sitting - munch! Spencer

Wed 25th - Praise Kink - dom! Spencer

Thu 26th - Edgeplay - dom! Spencer

Fri 27th - Daddy Kink - dom! Spencer

Sat 28th - Breath Play - coworker! Spencer

Sun 29th - Masturbation - cowork! Spencer

Mon 30th - Free Use - dom! Spencer

Tue 31st - Soft/ Vanilla - bf! Spencer

*a reupload of a fic that is already posted here on tumblr (I don't have any other ideas for DubCon rn, rip)

*tumblr uploads are either based on existing requests (Tuesday posts) or longer 4-5k word fics with more plot than just porn (Sunday posts).

Things I associate with the houses:

(based on my closest friends)

Slytherin – David Bowie on full blast, either has all the sugar or none in their coffee, perfectly messy hair, cuts up their clothes on a whim, pin badges in denim jackets, a cigarette in a trembling hand, a graveyard at night, the feeling of vodka burning your throat, Halloween, paranormal youtube videos, does tarot with a normal card deck, jager bombs that are more jager than red bull.

Ravenclaw – animal rights activism, ridiculously thoughtful gifts, learning new languages for fun, horror movies at 1am, hope, paint smudges, forgotten tea that’s gone cold, meeting your idols, writing your own songs, political t-shirts, walking next to your bike so you can talk to your friends, pouring skittles into vodka.

Hufflepuff – hot chocolate, drunk tears, feeling festive in September, Pancake Day, cheesy music, soft colours, scuffed boots, permanently covered in animal fur, sweets, faded skinny jeans and plaid shirts, flour in their hair, saves empty bottles cause they look nice.

Gryffindor – leg-ups, arm wrestles, playful teasing, undercuts, the smell of gingerbread, eating so much takeaway you could burst, Bon Jovi, pretending not to be a lightweight, electric guitar, “is that a dare?”, heavy docs, late nights, climbing through windows cause you forgot your key, one leather jacket for all occasions.