Hello, ladies
Look at your man, now back to me
Now back at your man, now back to me
Sadly, he isn’t me
But if he activated his dapper mode
And started to wear bow ties, he could look like me
Look down, back up, where are you?
You’re being serenaded by the man your man could look like
What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a baby penguin
Look again, now i’m on a roof
Anything is possible when you have this face
And polka music, bitches love polka music
I’m Harry Potter
WE HAVE STUFF TO GIVE AWAY!
1 (one) Darren Criss-signed Market Days postcard
1 (one) Awesome-tastic Darren sticker
Both of these will go to 1 (one) person!
Rules:
Following us is NOT required, but nice if you so choose.
Being a member of the Facebook group is also NOT required, but highly encouraged.
You are allowed 1 (ONE) reblog and 1 (ONE) ‘like.’ Any more than that and you will be disqualified.
The give away will end at 5:45pm EST on January 22nd, as Darren is taking his final bow for How to Succeed.
Winner will be chosen via random number generator and contacted via ask. If we do not receive a reply within 1 (ONE) day we will repeat the random number process until we have a confirmed winner.
GOOD LUCK!
In 2010, there were 8 school shootings in the US.
In 2011, there were 10.
In 2012, there were 14.
In 2013? 28.
In the first half of 2014 alone, we have already suffered 38 school shootings.
If that doesn’t horrify you, then I don’t know what would.
I’m missing Wizards of Wavery Place for this!
"Stop being a perfect girl and start enjoying your life’s little wonderful things…I’m talking about eating a slice of warm pizza when it’s freezing outside, sharing a beer at the end of the day with your best friend, taking a nap without setting your alarm. I’m talking about laughing during sex. I’m talking about playing poker with the guys. I’m talking about dancing with the girls. I’m talking about Saturday-night board games and Sunday-afternoon softball. I’m talking about spontaneity—ice lollies in the snow, hot dogs on the street, calling in sick on the spur of the moment. Celebrate everything and anything—your first publication in a magazine, the anniversary of the day you paid off your college debt, a Thursday. You are young. Act like it."
Courtney E. Martin — “Perfect Girls, Starving Daughters” (via ironicdaisy)
STARKID IS COMING TO PORTLAND, BUT WHO WILL BE THERE? We figure you guys could guess that after last year we’d be inviting back Team StarKid to be part of LeakyCon Portland, but we know you DON’T know who will be there this year as part of our Very StarKid Event. Want to find out? We’ve got exclusive selfies from the StarKids to reveal their participation, but to see them you have to unlock the grid above, starting right here on Tumblr. When this post gets 500 notes, we’ll unlock the first StarKid performer (in a new post) and so on until we move to the next social media platform.
Got your reblog finger ready? GO!
Sherlock Holmes → His Final Vow.
Original Song [x]
"Tuesdays suck."
"What does AVPT stand for?"
"Curt Mega's tweets are seriously doing absolutely nothing for my self confidence."
"I have tweeted less than 1000 times."
"I don't have a tumblr."
"Glee would be so much better without that Blaine guy."
"Aww, Jim is such a hobbit."
"The best Glee episode ever is 'The Spanish Teacher'."
*reading newspaper* “They’re hiring Starship Rangers… Eh, whatever.”
"What is february 5th?"
"'Going back to Hogwarts' is waaay too long."
"Pigfarts is on earth!"
"MORE GEL, DARREN!"
"Finchel FTW!"
"Pink is the worst color ever."
"Harry Potter?"
"Disney is for kids only."
"What's up with the random blue head band?"
"Bitch, I am Cho Chang!"
"Klaine kisses way too much."
"What is fanfiction?"
"I totally watched MAMD with my family yesterday."
"I hate apple juice. That's not absurd."
“I know what a hufflepuff is.”
“I texted Umbridge back.”
"Joey Richter doesn't mean anything to me."
"Hermione can draw."
"I totally laughed when Harry died in AVPM."
"Redvines can't do anything."
"Darren Criss tweets way too much."
"There are never Starkid references on Glee."
“Finn’s dancing totally made The New Directions win regionals.”
“Gosh, Harry Shum is a terrible dancer.”
“Brad, the piano guy has way too many lines.”
“Aww, Sebastian Smythe is such a sweetheart.”
“This fandom is so boring!”
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