Khoatic-with-no-energy - Khaotic With No Energy

mike wheeler is a boy kisser rb if you agree

Bewitched au would also work.

Continuing on my patty duke au post I dream of Jeanie au but it’s destiel.

You cannot tell me that all the people who are obsessed with Richie Tozier x Eddie Kasbrak aren’t now also VERY obsessed with Will Byers x Mike Wheeler

I just made the greatest mistake. Never in my whole existence have I hurt so bad and cried so hard and felt so much.

I read Twist and Shout.

give it up for our man argyle who:

let jonathan vent his heart out and so generously shared all his weed

gave jon, will, and el rides to school every day

did a whole airport pickup for them and mike

called mike a shitty knockoff and put him in his place for being so fake with will while also being cool af about it

did his best to reassure el about the skate attack

saved the cali crew's asses from being shot to death

stole his company vehicle

had a man die in the backseat

had to bury mans body

made him a gravestone

had a thing with susie's sister eden and hotboxed in the van

identified the tracks leading to NINA and el

came up with the plan and secured them the Nevada surfer boy pizza location for their rescue mind mission

made a delicious pineapple pizza and got mike to have yet another fruity experience

put up with those two backseat boys with MAD ATTITUDE towards him the whole time, always questioning and rolling their eyes

probably paid for insane amounts of gas and food cause hes the one with a job

DROVE THEM ACROSS THE COUNTRY TOWARDS THE LITERAL GATES OF HELL

can actually identify edible and psychedelic mushrooms WHICH WILL PROBABLY SAVE THEM in the coming apocalypse

ALL with a smile on his face (minus the brief, REASONABLE freakout), a great attitude and not even asking anybody to worry about how HE'S getting home, paying for this shit, and explaining this to his parents and/or the cops if he gets caught for burying a DEAD BODY, running from the military WITH their fugitives, and stealing his work vehicle.

the guy is an absolute hero and he does it all with rainbow socks, long luscious hair, and a joint in hand. legend.

I am now going to go into detail how this would work which would be one of two ideas.

1. Richie is basically like Patty and Mike is Cathy going to live with Richie in Derry and of course some shenanigans ensue. Reddie is already going pretty strong and byler will happen. The clown will probably show up as well as the party.

2. Flip it Mike is Patty and Richie is Cathy going to live in Hawkins still reddie is together. Clearly Richie and El are going to clash and have issues shenanigans ensue and upside gets involved. The losers club comes down at some point and byler will happen.

Also for anyone who doesn’t know what I’m talking about it’s an old show from the 60s that used to watch when I was a young child at like 5am and it’s currently free on Tubi.

If you do write a fic tag me! (I may have ideas but I cannot write.)

The Patty Duke Show AU but it’s Richie Tozier and Mike Wheeler.

a few reminders because i’m tired and angry

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

adult women aren’t inherently creepy for being in fandom and having hobbies apart from raising babies and doing taxes

the vast majority of people pushing back against the worrying trend of instigating harassment over fictional characters and relationships aren’t incest supporters or pedophiles, actually

liking a m/f ship doesn’t make someone a dirty heterosexual invading your space

preferring gay ships doesn’t make you ‘’woke’’ and good

no one owes you a disclaimer that they are a good person who recognizes that their favorite fictional villain’s actions are evil and that they don’t condone those actions irl

liking a fictional villain is in no way comparable to advocating abuse/murder/genocide/etc and you’re a fucking idiot if you believe that

just because a woman is attracted to a fictional villain doesn’t mean she’s promoting toxic relationships or going to end up in a toxic relationship. assuming women can’t tell fiction and reality apart stinks of internalized misogyny 

some rando’s a/b/o fanfics have none of the level of influence that popular tv shows and movies spreading propaganda have

no one owes you a detailed description of their traumas and mental health problems

abusive relationships are not the same as enemies to lovers ships

y’all need to chill the fuck out over people, relationships, actions and events that don’t actually exist and learn how to enjoy and discuss them like normal people

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

feel free to add more

The Patty Duke Show AU but it’s Richie Tozier and Mike Wheeler.