I Need To Become A More Likeable And Pleasant Person To Be Around.

Never stop hating

Oh i get it now. I'm going crazy

How do I keep reblogging things like a week or two in advance of a relevant and new hyperfixation (this time it's Ace Attorney)

The Murder Victims Killer would come to be known for their calling card; a dead body left at the scene of each murder.

Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

starting a collection. I'm calling it autistic sexting

because the ages in ace attorney are so fucked phoenix and mia’s entire relationship is literally just

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

To continue on with my Mia Fey brainrot, list of reasons I think Wright and gang have had Maya or Pearl channel Mia:

Forgetting the password for the computer

There's a bug in the office and they need her to get it out

The computer stops working (Mia knows less about computers than anyone else)

Tiebreaker when the gang can't decide on what to do for lunch or something

Maya needing something on a shelf she can't reach (Mia isn't even tall (5ft 6) but she's competent enough to normally figure something out, Maya and Pearl just think she's tall)

Designated driver (Mia is kinda bitter about this)

Gaslighting gumshoe into thinking he's the only one who can see her

Wright has some juicy gossip that he's gotta let Mia know about