Bilbo Has Terrible Mental Health But That Brain Is A Fucking Vault And He Covers Everything With The

Just a reminder that the ONLY ethical consumption of Harry Potter is via theft or fan made content.

So it it wasn’t stolen or written better than anything that personified week old used, non organic tampon would muster - it’s not ethical. This includes watching it on the television when it is being played during Christmas

Alternatively:

Thorin who grew up in the kings court and was being raised to be the next king: never said a undignified thing

Bilbo who grew up as the son of wealthy and respected parents in the shire: also never said a bad word

Bilbo watching Thorin in the smithy, sitting on a bench, legs crossed, drinking some tea, yapping his head off

Thorin gets too locked in on his husband friends yapping and accidentally over works and tears some brass he was using to make a twist for a bracelet: Fuck

Bilbo: what?

Thorin: what??

Thorin, who grew up in a society often portrayed as brash and crude, and faced many traumatic and difficult events in his life: has never said an “undignified” word in his entire life

Bilbo, who not only grew up in the prim, proper and respectable society but was considered a gentle hobbit of them: curses like a fucking sailor

Add this to the list of shit I need to draw

Dwalin finding out that Thorin - his best and oldest friend, his king who he would faithfully follow anywhere - is in love with this small ugly bitchy little creature that hasn't stopped complaining since they left the shire and immediately falling to his knees in agony

Just handed in my first paper for the year. Pretty sure I’ve failed it. Thoughts and prayers 😭

The fact that when bitch ass bitch Azog killed Thrór he branded his name on his head means that that absolute sun stricken snot cough can write.. who caught him to write? And why!? Specifically so he could do hair like that? Does he know how to write other things? Does he sit does at his little orc writing desk and pen letters to his boss? What a loser.

As everyone knows everyone in the fellowship of the rings is indeed transgender

(reblog this poll plllllssssssss 🥹)

I will continue to but out Avenge the living chapter two but I have a very very large fanfiction about a modern AU in the works and I’ll try to give a blurb/teaser soon

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again.

Take everything😭

”are they a dwarf or a dwarrowdam?” girl they’re stealing your shit watch out!!

WHY IS EVERYONE VOTING FOR EREBOR!??? YOU ALL JUST WANT TO SEE ME SUFFERING MAKING UP SOME INSANE REASON DONT YOU?

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS YOU GUYS

Okay quick poll for Avenge the Living chapter 2.

Where is Bilbo?

One pretty dwarf should not be your only reason to watch the hobbit. But yes, he is one of many fine reasons

I should have watched Hobbit earlier bcs goddamn