Elves Eat Snot Crepes

We have one tiny hobbit sized chair in the living room and we have so many people in the house my dad has to sit in it haha, good guy.

Also speaking of dads, I have to stop getting the same tattoos as him it’s really embarrassing 😭 but I want a sick as fuck raven too

I’m going to the market :D the creek looks pretty this morning

It truely might as well have been nonsense, I’m in the second year of a bachelors degree as a jewelry artist if you want more absurdity I’m happy to oblige in the future.

Important lore note. My dad is a stone carver and I’m a jeweler. He makes stone necklaces and earrings from fossils and jade and petrified wood and I make mail, heavy long wearing jewelry and some other bits and bobs here and there. The family business is sitting in the work shop my dad owns that is physically imbedded into the hillside. It’s some real “when the earth was young and there were still dragons” shit lol

Just singed all the hair off my right hand at the forge. Nothing like basically casting fireball yourself 30 minutes before lunch

I smell like burnt hair 😭 I’m just lucky it wasn’t my eye brows

(I also got a splinter under my nail while I was shaping a disk. The smithy is trying to kill me, I don’t know what god I angered but I would like to formally apologize)

Seems like a lie

feels like fake news

Fuck I’m cool you guys

It makes me a little same but I support it

(Although Boromir is canonically Aromatic/Asexual)

in my headcanon boromir had a one sided crush on aragorn and pippin had a one sided crush on faramir… guys who have one sided crush on gondor royalty twice their age with wives

I have soup to share with some people.. I promised to share it …but I don’t want to… I worked so hard on it and it’s so good…

This pumpkin soup makes me understand Thorin I swear

The Witch King's very bad day continues.

Gorgeous boy, no notes

Young prince Thorin, ink & watercolor

Bilbo Baggins may be Barrel rider

But I am simply ‘Barrel survivor’

I can not stress that enough that when I was a wee lad I was almost killed by a barrel. I have beef with barrels. Man fuck barrels dude