One Of Those Cooking Competition Shows But Rather Then A New Dish Each Week. Its About Making A Full

Every time in listening to my playlist i get jumpscared and reminded of the song "Shia LaBeouf" And it makes me laugh every time.

Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

Song idea.

It's called "Asexual Sexual desire"

It sings in a very sensual voice at parts and the song is about all the memes about what asexual people are "into" that replaces sexual desire. Like the garlic bread meme and so on.

i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

An alternate version of dalar

---------------Basics---------------

Name: Dalar

Aliases: Delta

Birthday: June 16, 1757

Age: unknown

Species: Foxat

Ethnicity: Null

True-Gender: Male

Viewed-Gender: Male

Sexuality: Bi

Occupation: The Arbiter of Primordial Entropy

---------------Description/Social---------------

Height:  19ft

Weight: 178 lbs.

Blood type: O+

Scars: several scars on his arms and back 

Tattoos: none

Nationality:Null

Eye color: red and purple 

Fur color: black with purple stripes on the ankle, waist and wrists

General description: 19ft tall black fired foxat (fox cat hybrid) with purple stripes on the ankles, wrists and waist. Often seen with a book that's cover is made of purple crystals and gold engravings. Sometimes wears a tattered cloak because it makes him look mysterious

←Social/others:

Family: dead mother, absent father, two siblings both live far away. A pet feral cat

Friends: none 

Love Interest: none as of now

Hobbies: practicing chaos magick and the dark arts, 

Habits: Smoking

Likes: Fast food, hanging out with his friends(when he had them), playing video games, working on his secret projects, secretly likes photography, secretly wears dresses, Programing, sleeping, yarn/string, chilling in a cabin in the snowy woods,

Scratching posts, catnip/silvervine, arts-n-crafts, music, tending to flowers and plant life, collecting things

Dislikes: salty foods besides pretzels, children crying for extended amounts of time(they make him want to punt them)

people yelling at him, water, spicy foods, sour foods, people calling him a bottom even though he's a switch, loud noises exceeding 500010 decibels, the cold, being alone for extended periods people thinking they are better than him

Hopes: None

Fears: Being forgotten, being alone for extended periods of time

Persona: None

--------------Abilities/Weapons---------------

←Physical/others:

Strengths: 

Chaos magick in every way

Good at blacksmithing 

Swordsmanship

Weaknesses: things that can mentally suppress him

      -      Things that can mentally suppress him as he won't be able to use his magic 

         - magic dampening things, dampens the power of his magic and weakens it

         -not having the chaos Grimoire, if he is not in possession of the chaos Grimoire, then he can't use many of the high powered spells or magic, as they require the book as a tool to chanel the spell/magic

Disabilities: DID (of his own doing)

Fighting styles: Magic and Swords 

Biological advantages: Digitigrade legs, sharp claws, sharp teeth

Skills: Chaos Magick 

←Abilities: 

Controlling the chaos around

←Weapons:

Name: An enchanted obsidian sword

Description: A sword forged with Obsidian and black Damascus tungsten infused with the powers of chaos magick to make it stronger in every way 

Drawbacks: requires his control over chaos magick to deal most of its damage 

←Equipment: 

Name: The Chaotic Grimoire

Description: A thick book whose cover is made of purple crystals and embedded with gold lining. It serves many uses but it's main one is to store the spells Dalar has created and be a physical item to help channel hisagick more 

←Special moves:

Name: Chaos armor 

Description:  Dalar channels his chaotic magick into creating a thick set of strong obsidian armor around him to protect him.

--------------Lore---------------

Begin:

As an early child Dalar lived a good life up until he was 8 when his father (a red fox) discovered that his mother (a black furred wolf) had been practicing the "unholy magic" and left them. But not before reporting her to the town's church where they lead a several day witch hunt for her until when they did capture her she was burned at the stake in a public execution. 

         One which Dalar was there to bear witness, once the execution was complete the church took Dalar in to "raise him right in the path of God". He was often excluded from others since he was associated with a witch, and therefore had "witches blood", despite being brought into the cultures and traditions of Christian church he never really caught on to it, always fascinated with what his mother had once practiced. So in secrecy he studied it, without the priests knowing.

         He studied it for 8 years until on his 16th birthday he enacted revenge for killing his mother, he burned the church and killed everyone inside before then burning the town down and stealing the life essence of its inhabitants, which he used to expand his life span. After this he began to travel for a safe place to practice his magic and so eventually he discovered there was a church that could teach him what he desires to learn, not a Christian church but one that taught the ways of chaos magic and how to master it. 

       He spent the next 20 years at the church, learning every bit of what they could teach him, eventually he graduated as their top student before he eventually left to learn more on his own, seeking forbidden texts that this church would not teach him. Texts that would allow him to control the chaos like never before, he sought out them for many years before he found them. 7 ancient books written long before him or the church, stored in several different places on the planet, one at the peak of the highest mountain, one at the bottom deepest trench, one in a sunken temple, one in the center of the  pyramid of Giza, one underneath the colosseum, one in lair of the hydra, and one that was only able to be summoned after the collection of the first 6. 

             He at one point almost lost it all if it wasn't for his group of friends when they wandered into a spell trap that cut Dalar off from his ability to just his magic entirely, and he was almost killed if it wasn't for one of his friends being an excellent swordsman to protect him from the fight at the time, and the one who taught him how to use the sword afterwards.

          After he had collected all 7 of them, he proceeded to record everything from them into his own personal journal which he called the "Chaos Grimoire" the book contains every ounce of knowledge of every forbidden text and every non-forbidden text known to chaos magick and even more that Dalar created on his own by combining existing spells. Dalar currently lives, wandering the earth using his magic for both good and bad. 

You wouldn't activate the hellbomb, right?

That time i made an office supply dragon

I sold this design a while back

I was going through some old note books and I found one and on the last page, mind you, no other page besides the first few wear used. On the last page was just the words "Femur Breaker" with a circle scribbled under it. And I don't know what my younger self was trying to say.