One Time In Elementary School While We Were Being Walked To The Bus At The End Of The Day Me And A Friend

i love this

Furry?

favorite song?

theres to many to pick from.

katamari-femtynal

your stupid face-I forgot the artist

fine print - stupendium

and many more i cant think of

Are colds like, smaller viruses trying to make It to the big leagues of virus fame?

I was super exhausted And I did that thing where I imagine things, and when I'm tired, my mind kinda does its own thing without my control It started to imagine me and a few other people need to go to the underworld for some reason And in this universe I guess the gods had to retire and now they all hide as humans working day jobs. And it was like an under the table deal to get tickets to the underworld. But that's not the best part The best part was that for some reason My brain decided to make the ferryman of the row boat thingy that goes across the sea of the damned was Wilbur soot

You know how canaries were historically brought into coal mines, because if the mine was full of carbon monoxide the canary would die first and the miners would be able to escape before they died too?

I just found the greatest thing.

This is a canary resuscitator.

When the miners notice the canary getting sick with carbon monoxide poisoning, they can close that circular hatch so no more gas gets into the canary cage, and open the valve on that oxygen tank to keep the canary breathing. In other words, they made a spacesuit for birds.

By immediately giving the canary access to clean air, the miners can save it from the poison. The bird lives. To be clear, this is not for economic purposes, this was specifically created because the miners felt bad and wanted to save the bird.

Isn’t that just the perfect demonstration of what humans are like? We started sacrificing small creatures to save ourselves, and then felt bad and spent our valuable resources on saving the critters too. Because yeah the canary was the only way to test for CO, but it’s a living creature too, dammit!

i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

I let the horse out of the plinko

ive felt nothing but anxiety for the past few weeks, and recently i managed to help a friend genuinely, and its...its made this feeling in my stomach not...not anxiety? its a positive feeling towards myself and what im capable of....

my anxiety...it bleeds

Me: wants to post things to my blog and be interesting and various things

my ADHD: Oh do you now? :3