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Wait what, why is their "hi" not capitalized. Is something wrong, are they mad at me, did something happen, i could help, what happened why are they mad at me what did i do

Im confident in my ability, as a slightly evolved ape, to hold an object with my hands but that confidence vanishes the second i hold a glass object.

Like yea sure ill carry a 30 pound box of possibly fragile things, but give me a small baseball sized glass sculpture and ill treat it like it was the piece of some dug up bone piece of some incomplete dinosaur.

Why does no one talk about how you can drag the post icon around on mobile. Its a trap for me, I could do this shit for hours

Some amazing art a friend drew of Dalar

Absorbing all the power

people who say sugar free soda tastes the same as regular soda are broken and need fixing

Infinite cosmic punch

Btw if you smell burning toast, your having a stroke

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Or over cooking your toast

OUR KING HAS WON!!!!!! LETS FREAKING GO LUCI NATION!!!!!!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🫵😚😍🥰🥳🎉🎉💖💞👑

After that upset a few days ago I’m thrilled we showed them yall and had our boy come out on top for HELL’S SLUTTIEST WAIST 💀, especially showing the doubters whats what!! 🤨💅 Today is a day to be remembered. 😼