Technoblade Duo Bloodbath

@staff @support

First the fucking tags, second the purge, then flagging innocent posts and blogs as sensitive, now I can’t even see people’s reblogs on my posts, are you serious @staff @support ???!!!!

This bullshit is going too far, if this hellsite is coming to an end it’s all your fault.

You didn’t act when it was the time but instead chose to do it with a dollar worth of a fucking bot that doesn’t even work when Apple removed the app from the App Store.

And you know what’s worse? If you used the same fucking algorithm to ban nazis, pedos and bullies at least the purge would’ve been a little more useful, because c'mon who the fuck cares about titties and dicks when there are literal terrorists festering this site?

You talk about “a new better tumblr” when all you’re doing is not care and just throw in a malfunctioning bot that doesn’t even flag the right stuff. You can block tags, specific words, photos, videos, but instead of deleting what’s really been bothering the users for all this time you just go for the easy stuff, and you know that the media will talk about this, about “tumblr deleting porn and dirty blogs”, but guess what, I highly suspect that the titles will more likely be “ Tumblr fucks up, again” because that’s what you do, dear staff, you make promises and then throw them into the void with all those blogs that’ve been wrongfully deleted.

You wanna fix stuff? Fix the tags. Fix the filters. Fix the reblogs. Fix your fucking and apparently useless algorithm.

And you wanna know something? If your algorithm works but also deletes other things other than what was meant to flag and purge then it doesn’t work, it’s broken. Don’t take credit for something that works 10% of its meant functionality, and it’s my best guess, because if a thing doesn’t work and you know it then it’s your job as creators to not unleash it, to keep it until it works properly and can do a good job without ruining innocent users’ blogs and experiences.

But instead you opted for the easy option, setting up a malfunctioning bot just to be granted another chance and be seen as hardworking and caretaking under Apple’s angry eyes.

You wanna know what is imperative to succeed in purging tumblr of all that shit? Actually caring about the people that use it every damn day.

And from how things are going? You don’t seem to care very much.

Please reblog this, I want this to fucking reach their headquarters to blow them up. Literally. This shit’s been going on for too fucking long. It’s time for a change.

p.s. congratulations on hitting 23mill on YouTube we are all so proud of you  we love you sean no matter how many times you light the community on fire and cause literal chaos (we still somehow love you)

hi this is to everyone that’s in the JSE/jacksepticeye community

i love this community as well i cant count how man times Sean has helped me through hard times and everyone here are so kind and supportive we’re a crazy,fun and loveable community and i love everyone here. Also i want to thank Sean for cheering me up after a bad day and thank the fans/community for being there for each other and being over all amazing  and also i thank Sean/ @therealjacksepticeye for making the discord cause i feel like it brought us all closer as a community we’re like a family almost no matter what we are always there for each other and we will always love and care for everyone here. I’m proud of what this community has grown into what it is now i’m proud of everyone here and i love all of you 

Michael Scott’s reaction to the hallway scene

just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about

REBLOG IF SPOT

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

I will help you get a bird

ATTENTION TUMBLR!!

So me and my parents just made a bet that, if this post gets 750,000 notes, I can have a pet bird!

We’ll pay for all the expenses!

All I need is for this particular post to get 750,000 notes, and a bird will be all mine!

My local petstore sells these GORGEOUS blue budgies, and I’m dying to have one

When I say ‘blue budgie’, I mean one like this:

(I got this image off of google, but it is extremely similar to the bird I want!)

Please, please, PLEASE let me have him!!

Like and RB anywhere you can!

Please help me with this!!

- Riley

Dear JSE Community

I love yall

I’m broke

like so broke I don’t think I can afford food lol

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN PLS HELP AN ARTIST OUT

the reason I ask the jse community is bc I love this community and I love drawing the egos and sean (and let’s face it I’m more practised in that anyway)

if you don’t wanna commission then pls reblog 😊🙌

thanks!!

THIS IS AMAZING!!! 

Perfect beanie for Sean

this is cool

SOUTH PARK BOYS FOR HIRE!! AAAHH!!! So proud how these turned out!! I especially love how kenny is a prostitute cause cant buy a uniform for himself and only a condom—//shot but amggg i hope u guys like it!!! 😚❤️

WHO IS UR FAVE BTW?

Cartman - chef Kyle - scientist Stan - fireman Kenny - prostitute Butters - businessman Jimmy - singer Clyde - bartender Craig - policeman Tweek - coffee barista Token - doctor